In The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim, why is your character being led to his execution?

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Stole and onion from an inn counter while trying to stand up from a stool. DAMMIT PEOPLE! WHY YOU KEEP YO GODDAMN VEGES ON DA COUNTER WHEN PEEPS IS TRYING TO STAND UP?! 'SUP WICHU?

Its even more tragic when you clicked on the stool by accident :<

 

[God's Clown]

He was a land pirate. Pillaged, plunders, murdered, no raping though, he respects women. He tried to steal from a contingent of troops, and it didn't go so well.

 

[easternflame]

Feeding the dragons

Feeding or touching?

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I intended to create a character in Oblivion and act as if he moves on to star in my playthrough of Skyrim, until I read that Skyrim is set 200 years after... Oh well, that's why roleplaying is awesome, I can invent a way for him to extend his life (with the help of quest mods ).

I haven't though of a reason for his execution though... I will get on that after I play Oblivion

 

[easternflame]

My third killed the ugly people from cyrodiil. It was genocide.

 

[Antidrall]

He was off slaughtering every Argonian and Khajitt in the world.

 

[Fappy]

He got into Caius Cosades' moon sugar stash and slew everyone in Balmora in a drug fueled rage.

 

[BlackEagle95]

I like to think he killed a corrupt richman abusing the poor. Hardcore Robin Hood.

Spoiler: OOOOORR

Alternatively, he was a royal guard assigned to protect a Skyrim Lord's daughter. You can guess what happened next.

 

[Akisa]

Because my character admits to being a PC gamer!

 

[onewheeled]

He stole the cookies from the cookie jar.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He knocked over some dishes, then tried putting them back where they were.

 

[PhoenixUp]

Because he cannot control the urge to break everyone's clay pots, he is a serial chicken-killer, and has an unusual affinity for Will-o-Wisps that is placing the local community in danger.

 

[crewman_number_6]

He accidently tried to open a locked door, got seen by a psychic guard and was then arrested.

 

[adragonofgold]

Something about rigging a presidental election in some place called Floridia.... but this was years ago what they actaully picked him up for was Jay Walking.

 

[Totenkopf]

He tried to make a dragon the bearer of his children.
What? The nord-warrior I'm intending to play is supposed to be really hardcore.
But don't worry, I just made this up and can't even fathom how stupid it actually is.

 

[Matthew Valkanov]

Hmm...Well, after becoming the head of almost every faction of Cyrodiil(Warrior Guild, Mage Guild, Assassin's, Thieves, Knights of the Nine, Champion of the Arena,you name, he leads it) and using the cumulative powers of these offices to seize the Imperial Throne, my character was ousted during an uprising led by students from the Academy of Mages (damn students!) and sent into exile.
He tried the same thing in Skyrim, but unfortunately the Nords were a tad less welcoming, especially when he told the King of Skyrim that "his mother was Beowulf's midnight booty call" while misquoting a Nord phrase-book.

Darn, Skyrim is set centuries after the events of Oblivion, isn't it? Oh well...
Then he's being executing coz e's a Redguard, innit?

 

[King Toasty]

Massive amounts of rape and murder. Art imitates life, after all.

 

[CezarIgnat]

He woke up on the other side of the border. He didn't recall using teleportation, and yet there he was...Alone...Naked.

 

[The Night Shade]

He picked up a yellow flower in the woods