Injustice League Community Event: Valentine's Day

[ShindoL Shill]

Y U NO ON STREAM VALENTINE? HOW CAN I WASTE YOUR TEAM IN REAL TIME?

1. The who now?
2. Because my cat is already doing a damn good job (which is causing me to spend a lot of time away from the computer).

 

[Frostbite3789]

Y U NO ON STREAM VALENTINE? HOW CAN I WASTE YOUR TEAM IN REAL TIME?

1. The who now?
2. Because my cat is already doing a damn good job (which is causing me to spend a lot of time away from the computer).

That was supposed to be 'STEAM' but apparently I'm a poor typist.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Patrick Buff?
Whose that? Some kind of super hunk?

 

[mikeybuthge]

My name was spelled wrong I want a new holiday! Also hey Yosharion, wanna get together and do hot steamy internet stuff?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

That was supposed to be 'STEAM' but apparently I'm a poor typist.

That makes significantly more sense!

 

[Realitycrash]

<3

I will hug you, and squeeze you, and name you George!

 

[Goofguy]

Sign me up, Taco. I must warn my potential Valentine, I leave the toilet seat up, I drink milk right out of the carton and I rarely floss. Deal with it.

Boy, that sounds just like the man I've always been searching for!

Now what rhymes with 'Goofguy'...

I'm going to write you a poem the likes of which you've never heard!

P.S. that means it'll either be really good or absolutely horrid.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Everyone already loves me though.

Everyone is my valentine.

For serious?

Spoiler: In that case

No one says happy valentine's like Nicholas Cage.

It would seem you are my valentine, I am afraid I am rather unsure of what to do.

Don't worry, I know EXACTLY what to do.

 

[Basement Cat]

snip

I got this especially for you!

Spoiler

I am a member of Cataholics Anonymous :3

 

[Calibanbutcher]

I'm in!
Give me some sugar internet stranger!

I'm a bit worried though, seeing as a majority of the Escapist community seems to be men...
I'll still give 'em love, even if it's uncomfortable and awkward.

So you are my valentine...
To gain your affection I shall bring down this civilization, I shall crush the earth's puny armies and drive civilization into the abyss of darkness, for you I will burn the temples of consumerism and bring down the empires of man.
I shall turn this world into ashes and show you a heart formed by thermonuclear explosions, so that you may know my feelings when I light up the sky and set fire to the atmosphere itself as proof of my affection towards you. And only when the earth finally stands still, when humanity is no more and everything is ashes, shall I stop for only then have I proven to you how deep my love runs.


Or we could just down a few beers and have us a nice big barbecue, but it's totally up to you.

 

[prophecy2514]

Well I was planning to violently masturbate to whatever was on the discovery channel on valentines night.

But this sounds interesting, and results in slightly less wear and tear on the muscles in my right hand. sign me up!

Looks like you're my Valentines.

Care to watch Pawn Stars and engage in a Double-Dutch Rudder for the entire evening?

Why hello there valentine.

My sincerest apologises for getting back to you so late. My work keeps me all hot sweaty and dirty all day and night long

I like the cut of your jib, but lets cut out the double dutch ruddering and go straight to the fun stuff, involving this pineapple

and a tub of vaseline

;]

 

[Godhead]

I'll sign up. Some of y'all just aren't manly enough to match-up with another man! Move beyond your societal restrictions to give other people frilly pink hearts of love! I have a potion that I'd like to commission to this "Injustice League" for this momentous occasion! Here is a taste of what everyone should prepare for:
Look, if you dare...

Spoiler

1. Take several strands off a witch's broom

2. Your metal of choice must be brought from the deepest pits of Tartarus to the skies of your limit

3. Pink food coloring
4. A lethal dosage of dihydrogen-monoxide

This should be more than enough for the entirety of the Escapist, let alone the forumgoers who decide to join in this momentous ceremony!

Edit: Oh how could I forget an image for my valentine. Here you are snoogums.

Spoiler: so much love I can't even handle it

So glad you're taking that stance, because now you're stuck with me. So, you go make the potion of loooovve and I'll go get the followers and chocolates. We can have our own suicide cult of Valentines!

 

[Fappy]

Well I was planning to violently masturbate to whatever was on the discovery channel on valentines night.

But this sounds interesting, and results in slightly less wear and tear on the muscles in my right hand. sign me up!

Looks like you're my Valentines.

Care to watch Pawn Stars and engage in a Double-Dutch Rudder for the entire evening?

Why hello there valentine.

My sincerest apologises for getting back to you so late. My work keeps me all hot sweaty and dirty all day and night long

I like the cut of your jib, but lets cut out the double dutch ruddering and go straight to the fun stuff, involving this pineapple

and a tub of vaseline

;]

I like where this is going. Everyone else in the thread's going to be super jelly.

KY Jelly.

 

[shrekfan246]

Sign me up, Taco. I must warn my potential Valentine, I leave the toilet seat up, I drink milk right out of the carton and I rarely floss. Deal with it.

Boy, that sounds just like the man I've always been searching for!

Now what rhymes with 'Goofguy'...

I'm going to write you a poem the likes of which you've never heard!

P.S. that means it'll either be really good or absolutely horrid.

I've heard a fair few poems in my day, let's see what you've got.

Then I can amaze (read: terrify) you with one that I come up with in five minutes.

[sub][sub]I'm not good at Valentine's stuff.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Exius Xavarus]

I think I should hang out in Off-Topic more often. Now I gotta miss out on the fun. :{ All my sadface.

 

[TheFunPolice]

<3 <3!

I maed this 4 you bbz

Spoiler

finking of u <3
------
(I make myself cringe)

 

[Realitycrash]

<3 <3!

I maed this 4 you bbz

Spoiler

finking of u <3
------
(I make myself cringe)

Hahahaha <3
Alright, that certainly was endearing (and not at all like a creepy fan-photo). Cudos ^^
Now, which time-zone are you in? Because valentines-day is ending here soon -.-

 

[TheFunPolice]

<3 <3!

I maed this 4 you bbz

Spoiler

finking of u <3
------
(I make myself cringe)

Hahahaha <3
Alright, that certainly was endearing (and not at all like a creepy fan-photo). Cudos ^^
Now, which time-zone are you in? Because valentines-day is ending here soon -.-

Awh hell, I'm in England..This is gonna put some strain on our relationship..

 

[Realitycrash]

<3 <3!

I maed this 4 you bbz

Spoiler

finking of u <3
------
(I make myself cringe)

Hahahaha <3
Alright, that certainly was endearing (and not at all like a creepy fan-photo). Cudos ^^
Now, which time-zone are you in? Because valentines-day is ending here soon -.-

Awh hell, I'm in England..This is gonna put some strain on our relationship..

I have a few hours to play Ssssssteam-games. U have steam no?

 

[TheFunPolice]

I have a few hours to play Ssssssteam-games. U have steam no?

I do indeed! However I don't really own THAT many multiplayer games, and I'm about to take off for a bass lesson and a few other things...So would you still be available later on? And what kinda games where you thinking ?