Injustice League Community Event: Valentine's Day

[Realitycrash]

I have a few hours to play Ssssssteam-games. U have steam no?

I do indeed! However I don't really own THAT many multiplayer games, and I'm about to take off for a bass lesson and a few other things...So would you still be available later on? And what kinda games where you thinking ?

Come to think of it, I only have Total War-games and Xcom as online-games as well -.-

 

[Hagi]

Ah what the hell. Sign me up! What's the worst that can happen?

Well...

You could get me as your valentine for example, I don't play nice.

Now spread those cheeks my luv, we've got some cyber-manloving to do.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Ah what the hell. Sign me up! What's the worst that can happen?

Well...

You could get me as your valentine for example, I don't play nice.

Now spread those cheeks my luv, we've got some cyber-manloving to do.

Oh come on, you just stole my idea. That's not very nice of you.

 

[Hagi]

Oh come on, you just stole my idea. That's not very nice of you.

I guess we could four-way a 69 or human-centipede in a line if our valentines are in...

Wait... You were talking about the sweet, sweet cyber-manloving right?

 

[Lucem712]

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HEY, YOU HANDSOME BASTARD!

I look forward to our group hangout tonight, gonna get all hot and steamy up in that *****!

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Oh come on, you just stole my idea. That's not very nice of you.

I guess we could four-way a 69 or human-centipede in a line if our valentines are in...

Wait... You were talking about the sweet, sweet cyber-manloving right?

No, I was alluding to you stealing my idea of detonating thermonuclear bombs in the shape of a heart for my valentine.

And I would only be interested in that sweet sweet loving if we also add Petroleum jelly, a pufferfish, 5 pineapples and of course a unicorn mask.

 

[Hagi]

Oh come on, you just stole my idea. That's not very nice of you.

I guess we could four-way a 69 or human-centipede in a line if our valentines are in...

Wait... You were talking about the sweet, sweet cyber-manloving right?

No, I was alluding to you stealing my idea of detonating thermonuclear bombs in the shape of a heart for my valentine.

And I would only be interested in that sweet sweet loving if we also add Petroleum jelly, a pufferfish, 5 pineapples and of course a unicorn mask.

Well obviously...

I'm shocked you even have to ask. And before you start, yes there will be a panda-bear suit, yogurt and plentiful lipstick as well.

It's going to be wild. Invite your friends.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Oh come on, you just stole my idea. That's not very nice of you.

I guess we could four-way a 69 or human-centipede in a line if our valentines are in...

Wait... You were talking about the sweet, sweet cyber-manloving right?

No, I was alluding to you stealing my idea of detonating thermonuclear bombs in the shape of a heart for my valentine.

And I would only be interested in that sweet sweet loving if we also add Petroleum jelly, a pufferfish, 5 pineapples and of course a unicorn mask.

Well obviously...

I'm shocked you even have to ask. And before you start, yes there will be a panda-bear suit, yogurt and plentiful lipstick as well.

It's going to be wild. Invite your friends.

I expect the panda-bear suit will be the skin of an actual panda? Because I wouldn't want anything less.
As for the yogurt: Could we skip the mango yogurt and stick to strawberry? Would be a bit too hardcore otherwise.
Also, I shall bring a big, fat, greasy and juicy bucket of KFC chicken legs. Ohhhh yeah.

 

[Hagi]

Oh come on, you just stole my idea. That's not very nice of you.

I guess we could four-way a 69 or human-centipede in a line if our valentines are in...

Wait... You were talking about the sweet, sweet cyber-manloving right?

No, I was alluding to you stealing my idea of detonating thermonuclear bombs in the shape of a heart for my valentine.

And I would only be interested in that sweet sweet loving if we also add Petroleum jelly, a pufferfish, 5 pineapples and of course a unicorn mask.

Well obviously...

I'm shocked you even have to ask. And before you start, yes there will be a panda-bear suit, yogurt and plentiful lipstick as well.

It's going to be wild. Invite your friends.

I expect the panda-bear suit will be the skin of an actual panda? Because I wouldn't want anything less.
As for the yogurt: Could we skip the mango yogurt and stick to strawberry? Would be a bit too hardcore otherwise.
Also, I shall bring a big, fat, greasy and juicy bucket of KFC chicken legs. Ohhhh yeah I am.

I'm sorry, all we have is a polar-bear (or whatever the hell it is) skin with black spots painted on.

I personally hunted down, killed and skinned this bad boy here for it.

 

[thatonedude11]

Oh come on, you just stole my idea. That's not very nice of you.

I guess we could four-way a 69 or human-centipede in a line if our valentines are in...

Wait... You were talking about the sweet, sweet cyber-manloving right?

Don't worry, sweet sweet cyber-manloving was why I signed up for this thing in the first place.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Oh come on, you just stole my idea. That's not very nice of you.

I guess we could four-way a 69 or human-centipede in a line if our valentines are in...

Wait... You were talking about the sweet, sweet cyber-manloving right?

No, I was alluding to you stealing my idea of detonating thermonuclear bombs in the shape of a heart for my valentine.

And I would only be interested in that sweet sweet loving if we also add Petroleum jelly, a pufferfish, 5 pineapples and of course a unicorn mask.

Well obviously...

I'm shocked you even have to ask. And before you start, yes there will be a panda-bear suit, yogurt and plentiful lipstick as well.

It's going to be wild. Invite your friends.

I expect the panda-bear suit will be the skin of an actual panda? Because I wouldn't want anything less.
As for the yogurt: Could we skip the mango yogurt and stick to strawberry? Would be a bit too hardcore otherwise.
Also, I shall bring a big, fat, greasy and juicy bucket of KFC chicken legs. Ohhhh yeah I am.

I'm sorry, all we have is a polar-bear (or whatever the hell it is) skin with black spots painted on.

I personally hunted down, killed and skinned this bad boy here for it.

Well, I guess I can overlook this minor detail, but you oughta get yourself a real one. It's just that much better...
Also, I just received word that my friend will bring some albino tigers, live albino tigers.

 

[Hagi]

Oh come on, you just stole my idea. That's not very nice of you.

I guess we could four-way a 69 or human-centipede in a line if our valentines are in...

Wait... You were talking about the sweet, sweet cyber-manloving right?

Don't worry, sweet sweet cyber-manloving was why I signed up for this thing in the first place.

Awesome!

Let's get this party started then!

You don't happen to have any bananas you could bring along do you? Can't do much real manloving without them.

 

[thatonedude11]

Awesome!

Let's get this party started then!

You don't happen to have any bananas you could bring along do you? Can't do much real manloving without them.

Going to the store to pick some up right now, along with chocolate sauce, lipstick, and lube.

By the way, do you prefer water based or oil based lubricant?

 

[Euryalus]

I suppose I may as well, it's either that or doing an essay.... Who needs a degree? /shrug.

Hello there Valentine!

I couldn't think of any good ideas for this thing so I took a couple of bad ideas and used all of them!

...I'm not very good at these things XD

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
This poem sucks
And so do you
I <3 you

The I less than three equals you is important. Very pythagorean. The equation detailing love! Trust me, the maths don't lie!

I also got you a gorgeous rock at the suggestion of Fiz the toaster. And by suggestion, I mean I stole her idea!

Spoiler

Its got fancy purple shit in it and everything!

And here's a video of a comedian making fun of holidays to tie this horribly awful valentines gift all together in a giant bow of putrid awkwardness

Spoiler

He talks about valentines towards the end

 

[Hagi]

Awesome!

Let's get this party started then!

You don't happen to have any bananas you could bring along do you? Can't do much real manloving without them.

Going to the store to pick some up right now, along with chocolate sauce, lipstick, and lube.

By the way, do you prefer water based or oil based lubricant?

I PREFER MY LUBE BASED ON THE BLOOD OF DESECRATED VIRGINS!

water based should be fine.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Awesome!

Let's get this party started then!

You don't happen to have any bananas you could bring along do you? Can't do much real manloving without them.

Going to the store to pick some up right now, along with chocolate sauce, lipstick, and lube.

By the way, do you prefer water based or oil based lubricant?

I PREFER MY LUBE BASED ON THE BLOOD OF DESECRATED VIRGINS!

water based should be fine.

I second the virgin motion, pun VERY MUCH intended.

 

[Hagi]

My name was spelled wrong I want a new holiday! Also hey Yosharion, wanna get together and do hot steamy internet stuff?

It's 'Yosharian', doesn't make a good first impression when you get my name wrong buddy!

So I think this thread somewhat failed considering that I got matched with a dude

Not that I pointed out this problem in my original post or anything

Oh, come on...

There's lots of good stuff to do with dudes.

Most of it accompanied by music like this.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

[snip]

Can I eat it?

Spoiler: I got you these, too.

[small][sub]Captcha: 'birthday girl'. Really?[/sub][/small]

 

[Rawne1980]

Well, while I pop to the shop for some vaseline and rubber gloves i'll leave this here for Fijiman...