Insane urges you'll never follow up on

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XIII's Number XIV

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Go hijack a car, shout something obscene in a grocery store, etcetera. Just committing something I know I'll get in trouble for and actually pulling it off would be cool.
 

windlenot

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Either run away with my girlfriend, or swerve into a mob of bikers while driving. Well, hell, it's fun in Grand Theft Auto!
 

Quiet Stranger

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I sometimes get the urge (now I don't know if you'd exactly call it urge but the idea) to abuse animals (now if they were animals I owned) you know to show them who the master was, basically go on a power trip, though I'd never actually do it, KITTYS (and other animals) ARE JUST SO CUTE!
 

auronvi

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Cute high-school girls... that is all. I am 24... might be cause I never really dated in high-school so missed the boat on all that youngness. Never act on it of coarse, just in my head.

Someone said the whole driving into oncoming traffic thing. I have thought of that too. Or just hitting someone with my car, just like a rear end, 25mph collision that won't really hurt anyone. Just to ruin someones day... I would probably do it and start laughing hysterically.
 

BaconPunch

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For a long time I've just wanted to throw my cat at somebody.
A LOT
Not that I would, cause that's horrible. But imagine how fun it would be.
 

conflictofinterests

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For some reason the last time I saw the Grand Canyon in person, I wanted to jump off of it. Not suicidal, have no other desires to kill or maim myself, but for some reason wanted to jump off of the Grand Canyon.
 

Bigsmith

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I have an urge to kill many, many people. All of them members of my family... generation doesn't come into this.

...I think thats it, I'll update it as my day goes on. XD
 

TheEye

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The puppy squeezing thing is one of them for me too. But I wuv the doggies too much to hurt them.

I want to punch my friend in the face repeatedly sometimes....his f***ing "I'm never wrong even when I'm wrong" attitude pisses me off SOOOO bad.

Breaking every window in my house is tempting as well. And, as dumb as this sounds, I REALLY, REALLY want to punch a shark in the face.

Last, but not least, I want to take 5-8 hits of LSD and watch "The Wall", followed immediately by "A Scanner Darkly" and two more hits.
 

Heartcafe

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I always get the urge to giggle during funerals or whenever someone is telling me something serious.
It's not that I think it's funny though! It's just this weird feeling I get. XD
 

ciancon

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A couple of times when i've been holding a kettle of boiling water i've thought;
"I could pour this over someones head right now...."
 

Racecar1994

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TheEye said:
I want to punch my friend in the face repeatedly sometimes....his f***ing "I'm never wrong even when I'm wrong" attitude pisses me off SOOOO bad.
I know EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN. I have an idiotic friend with no real grounding in reality and the other's pretty much an existentialist. They can be REALLY annoying.
 

TheEye

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Racecar1994 said:
TheEye said:
I want to punch my friend in the face repeatedly sometimes....his f***ing "I'm never wrong even when I'm wrong" attitude pisses me off SOOOO bad.
I know EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN. I have an idiotic friend with no real grounding in reality and the other's pretty much an existentialist. They can be REALLY annoying.
Glad to know I'm not the only one with this sometimes-intense bloodlust.
 

Seagoon

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Feb 14, 2010
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The urge to punch a tree and put pieces of it together to make a stick... never tried it...
 

ReservoirAngel

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Guys in school uniforms. Which is just... illegal, actually. They shouldn't make school uniforms look that good on young-ish teenage guys. It's not fair!
 

Bugerion

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Jump of my balcony,walk up to a person and beat them up and stab myself I am not suicidal I just really wanna know how death feels like kind of weird but that was always boggling my mind
 

UltraDeth

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I want to own a gun/sword/knife, and wander all across the country

Edit: Oh, and discover space travel