(insert previous poster's username) was killed/slain by _____________

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was review-bombed by the Steam community.

 

[Albino Boo]

Barbas was slain by Panzer Gerbil

 

[UltraDeth]

albino boo was hacked by a stupid surveillance drone

 

[Albino Boo]

UltraDeth was slain by anti bacterial spray

 

[Barbas]

albino boo was slain by a guardsman.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was power bombed by an unmanned helicopter

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was knocked out by a Tiger II.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was bear-hugged by a muscle suit

 

[Albino Boo]

UltraDeth was slain by the Forfang Four

 

[UltraDeth]

albino boo was taken down a notch by some smug git

 

[Albino Boo]

UltraDeth was slain by broken milk carton.

albino boo was taken down a notch by some smug git

I didn't commit suicide

 

[UltraDeth]

albino boo was stoned by a fat transsexual vegan Bedouin

 

[Albino Boo]

UltraDeth was slain by Nazi Space Raptors from Mars

 

[Barbas]

albino boo was slain by a gelatinous cube in a sombrero.

 

[Albino Boo]

Barbas was slain by an Umberhaulk in a poncho

 

[UltraDeth]

albino boo was put down by a happy snake

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

UltraDeth was destroyed by flying sex snakes.

 

[Albino Boo]

Drake the Dragonheart was slain by Quetzalcoatl's bootmaker

 

[Barbas]

albino boo was slain by a sinister ringtone.

 

[Albino Boo]

Barbas was slain by suspicious lack of capitalisation .