(insert previous poster's username) was killed/slain by _____________

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a flight of stairs that wasn't built to code.

 

[Albino Boo]

Barbas was slain by the Kiss of the Spidermod

 

[Barbas]

albino boo was slain by Tony Blair's grin.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was cast into Hades by a game-show host

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a late Greyhound bus.

 

[Albino Boo]

Barbas was slain by Miss Scarlet

 

[UltraDeth]

albino boo was reduced to mush by a relatable protagonist

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a Porkins dive.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was slain by a time-manipulation

 

[Albino Boo]

UltraDeth was slain by a cabbage wielding bunny rabbit

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Albino Boo was slain by a really big shoe.

 

[UltraDeth]

Drake the Dragonheart was slain by a cuddly Foxy toy

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by St Andrew.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was smitten by the stars in the sky

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

UltraDeth was slain by a cyborg imposter.

 

[UltraDeth]

Drake the Dragonheart was slain by a sequence of QTEs

 

[Simone of Epica]

UltraDeth was killed by evil nanites in his morning coffee.

 

[UltraDeth]

Simone of Epica was dispatched by a poisonous rhino

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by the termite king.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was torn a new hole by the creature from the blackberries