(insert previous poster's username) was killed/slain by _____________

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was spelunked by a 2x4

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by carpooling.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was fried like an egg by Harlem's grooviest

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a pyramid of explosive barrels.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was decapitated by the laundry line

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a malfunctioning auto-cannon.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was knocked off course by awful physics

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a complicated series of unfortunate coincidences.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was flipped on his ass by a speeding jet board

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by the Cinema Snob.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was flushed by 2 pairs

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a customer complaint.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was encapsulated by concentrated envy

 

[Barbas]

BuildsLegos was slain by diplomatic shortcomings.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was clouted by a big dick

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by the wrath of General Carville.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was clomped by massive chickens

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by Cockney chimney-sweeps.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was eliminated by that one glitch that lets players spawn infinite sex magnetism