(insert previous poster's username) was killed/slain by _____________

[Wary Wolf]

Barbas died after vomiting his guts out after clicking the spinning button one too many times, resulting in severe vertigo.

 

[UltraDeth]

Wary Wolf was made short work of by too-powerful player

 

[Wary Wolf]

UltraDeth died to stim overdose during a Genesplicer rave.

 

[UltraDeth]

Wary Wolf was pinned 1-2-3 by Kratos on caffeine

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a zinger.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was glitched by windows 95

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a shiny meowth.

 

[Wary Wolf]

Barbas was torn apart by Elmo in an orgy of blood. After all, Elmo is actually a white furred monster with an unquenchable bloodlust.

 

[UltraDeth]

Wary Wolf was slewn by a player using cheats

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a faulty record.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was strangled with a gold chain

 

[Albino Boo]

Barbas was slain by a turtle neck pullover

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a sniper in the crow's nest.

 

[Albino Boo]

Barbas was slain by the infectious inability to read names

 

[Barbas]

albino boo was slain by a giant starfish.

 

[Albino Boo]

Barbas was eaten by President Cthulhu

 

[Barbas]

albino boo was slain by the Artistocats.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was viciously attacked by the cake expert

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a portable rocket launcher.

 

[Albino Boo]

Barbas was eaten by Prime Minister Yog Soggoth