(insert previous poster's username) was killed/slain by _____________

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a drunk witcher.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was drowned in lemon and grapefruit Gatorade

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a seriously bad enchilada.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was accidentally slain by one dense ************

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a warlock.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was overcome by Nic Cage's acting

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a high-velocity pine cone.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was devoured by memes

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by an update.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was clipped by a stapler

 

[Albino Boo]

UltraDeth was slain by a corrupted DLL file

 

[Barbas]

Albino Boo was slain by a BT-7.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was neck-snapped by a floatation device

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a pork chop.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was put on ice by the crystal monsters

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by inattentiveness.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Barbas was slain by cyborg cockroaches.

 

[UltraDeth]

Drake the Dragonheart was taken to the cleaners by Phil Collins going Sussudio on his ass

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

UltraDeth was drowned in marmalade.

 

[Albino Boo]

Drake the Dragonheart was slain by looking at too much dragon porn