(insert previous poster's username) was killed/slain by _____________

[Barbas]

Albino Boo was slain by a bad dragon.

 

[Albino Boo]

Barbas was slain by a T-26

 

[Barbas]

Albino Boo was slain by the world's worst tankist.

Funny you should mention T-26s - I just had a game a few hours ago in which I managed to save the team at the last minute in my shitty brittle T-26 by flanking and destroying almost the entire enemy team. Poland map FTW.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas had a heart attack from seeing Mable Pines pornography

 

[Albino Boo]

UltraDeth was slain by a non inflective noun

Albino Boo was slain by the world's worst tankist.

Funny you should mention T-26s - I just had a game a few hours ago in which I managed to save the team at the last minute in my shitty brittle T-26 by flanking and destroying almost the entire enemy team. Poland map FTW.

Maybe they spotted your T-26 and where laughing so hard they couldn't shoot straight. The gun on the T-26 isnt bad

 

[Barbas]

Albino Boo was slain by a poorly piloted Ilyushin Il-2.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was reaped by the Ginger Warrior

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a paper plane.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was killed by the stupidest joke this century

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a sharpened PM.

 

[Albino Boo]

Barbas was shot down by surprised Po-2

 

[Barbas]

Albino Boo was slain by a bad gavel throw.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was booted by the foot of a T-Rex

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a radical gnar.

 

[Albino Boo]

Barbas was slain by an engorged gourd

 

[Barbas]

Albino Boo was slain by poor auto-fellatio technique.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was gorged by a Roman stripper

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a falling palm tree.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was splattered by a big fat jelly doughnut

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by methodology abuse.