(insert previous poster's username) was killed/slain by _____________

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by bad website design.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was savaged by cornflakes

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by macaroni.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was squidged by the fallen who can't get up

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a prime mover.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was dropped by a drunken Jensen

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by complications during trials.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was drained of his vitality by the seductive powers of Morrisey

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a gyroscope malfunction.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was gibbed by a wayward grenade

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a poker face.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was atomized by the Kung Fury

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a collapsing bookshelf.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas split in half by the 12 of Hearts

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by black ice.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was put down by the coldest fist

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by a potato chip.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was grinded by a cake mixer

 

[Barbas]

UltraDeth was slain by an exploding toad.

 

[UltraDeth]

Barbas was baked by a pirate ship