Inspiring/Memorable/Badass quotes.

[Kushin]

Needs a little context. Nazi ambassador/diplomat is talk to their Swiss counterpart for this exchange. Paraphrased slightly in the beginning, final quote is exact.

Nazi: It seem's you only have an army of 25,000 soldiers.
Swiss: Yes, but our citizen's are trained as citizen-soldiers, that 25,000 can become 500,000 in 24 hours.
Nazi: So what if you face an army of 1,000,000 soldiers?
Swiss: Then, we would fire twice.

 

[Jaeke]

"I don't need luck, I have ammo."-Grunt
"Does this unit have a soul?"-Legion
"War never changes."-Fallout 3
"Oh hi. How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato." - GLaDOS
"A man chooses, a slave obeys!"-Andrew Ryan
"The right man in the wrong place, can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Mr. Freeman, wake up, and smell the ashes."-GMan

 

[Jaeke]

Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

Hahahaha! You made my day! Will Ferrel is #1.

 

[RJ 17]

"Like I told my last wife, I said "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes." - Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

I don't know if its been said already,

 

[TheEvilGenius]

"I don't need luck, I have ammo."-Grunt

This

"Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting." Denzel Washington - Man on Fire

"I come in peace. I didn?t bring artillery. But I?m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I?ll kill you all." - General James Mattis, USMC

 

[Syntax Error]

"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed
Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved"
-Tim Minchin

Not necessarily the most badass line out there, but it's crushingly true.

I now realize that there is really no merit to make Science and Faith clash when they should really be mutually exclusive. The very definition of Faith requires it you to be able to believe in something regardless of evidence.

 

[The Funslinger]

"Friends are only friends when it suits them." - Arnold Rimmer

"Love is what separates us from animals" "No, Lister, what separates us from animals is that we don't use our tongues to clean our own genitals." - Arnold Rimmer

Someone tried to use the genitals quote on me once. I just replied with "and what separates me from you is I use mine to clean other people's."

Another Rimmer quote: "Love is a device invented by bank managers to make us spend all our money."

 

[Mebulous]

My great-grandfather said this right before dying: "Oh poop."

 

[MC K-Mac]

These are all ones that I quote (or paraphrase) regularly while playing vids:

From Aliens:

"Get away from her, you *****!"

And also:

"I say we dust off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Some more:

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. I'm all out of bubblegum."
- They Live

"Time to kick ass and take names."
- Knights of the Dinner Table

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
- Uh, Star Wars, I think? Not sure

"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more!"
- Henry V

"Cry 'Havoc', And let slip the dogs of war"
- Julius Caesar

OK, this one isn't badass, and it's just a meme, not a quote, but I say it whenever I die stupidly:

"I regret nothing!"

And here are some more random badass quotes:

First, a bunch from Army of Darkness:

"Good, bad...I'm the guy with the gun."

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!"

"Well hello Mister Fancypants."

"Yo, she-*****! Let's go!"

"Groovy."

And some others:

"Whose side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We're evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to sow devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that."
- Colonel Saul Tigh, Battlestar Galactica

"You can't make an omelette without ruthlessly crushing dozens of eggs beneath your steel boot and then publicly disemboweling the chickens that laid them as a warning to others."
- General Tarquin, The Order of the Stick

"You come at the king, you best not miss."
- Omar, The Wire

"Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president."
- Big Trouble in Little China

"Yippe-ki-ay, ************."
- some guy in some movie, I don't remember

This last one requires a little background: Philip II of Macedon was invading ancient Greece. With key Greek city-states in submission, he turned his attention to Sparta and sent a message: "You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city." The Spartans sent back a one word reply:

"If."

 

[Dreamfiller]

"If there is such an thing like happiness in this world, it should remind of the neverending void. Nihility is having nothing, and having nothing to lose. If that's not happiness, then what is?

The things that are not reflected in my eyes do not exist.
The things that are reflected in my eyes have no meaning.

There is nothing

In you

And In me."

-Ulquiorra Cifer, Bleach.

This really stuck in my mind after reading his backstory from Unmasked ^^

 

[BathorysGraveland]

"Ahh, just shut the fuck up!" - Geralt of Rivia in reply to the Professor before their fight.

Sounds tame here, but the way he says it in-game is so... so... so fucking awesome.

 

[Noala]

"Don't believe in yourself, believe that I believe in you"--Kamina from Gurren Lagann(not exact wording but the ideas the same)

"Leroooooooyyyyyyy Jeeeennnkiiiinnssss"--Famous Battlecry

 

[wintercoat]

"Now, now my good man. Now is not the time to be making enemies." -Voltair on his deathbed to the priest asking him to denounce Satan.

 

[Ralen-Sharr]

"had to be me, someone else might have gotten it wrong" - Mordin
scene was horrible, and awesome all at the same time

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers!
I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.

A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship - But it is not this day.

An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Man comes crashing down - But it is not this day!

This day we fight!

By all that you hold dear on this good earth I bid you stand, Men of the West!

Aragorn, Son of Arathorn

 

[Gorog2]

I can feel it... the turn of the earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at a thousand miles an hour. The entire planet is hurtling around the sun at sixty seven thousand miles an hour. And I can feel it. We're falling through space, you and me, clinging to the skin of this tiny little world. And, if we let go... That's who I am.
-The Doctor

 

[Rooster893]

Without a doubt, the most inspiring thing that I've been moved by.

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[DoomyMcDoom]

"You may be a Master Seargant, and I a mere Private, but your face is still a bullet salad, while I stand victorious." - DoomyMcDoom

A quote in response to someone trying to be a badass in combat arms, after which I started targeting him specifically, I was using a silenced mac10 as my maing weapon on a sniper friendly map, sneaking up on him and just pulverizing his braincase with little bullets... hehehehe...

 

[Havegun]

Was gonna do one for each, but the St. Crispin's Day Speech pretty well covers them all.
I'm gonna throw this one in for free for some extra badassery, a very good example of laconic wit:
When Philip of Macedon was looking to invade all of Greece, he sent the following message to Sparta: "If I enter Laconia, I will raze Sparta to the ground". The Spartans' only reply was, "If."