Instead of a Christmas bonus, I want...
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The ability to memorize the codes I need to do my work rather than having to constantly reference a dozen or so of the fifty thousand ancient tomes of lore on the subject.
I'd like a actual bonus but instead we get none cuz Walmart can't afourd it which is bullfuckingshit
OT: I'd like a Tardis with a manual on how to pilot it with complementary Sonic Screwdriver.
OT: I'd like a Tardis with a manual on how to pilot it with complementary Sonic Screwdriver.
To be able to work from home and for work to be videogames. Continuing at my current pay scale, of course. >.>
Seriously, though, respect and something actually fun to do at my job. Hate it with a passion, but it's paying the bills so I can't leave.
Seriously, though, respect and something actually fun to do at my job. Hate it with a passion, but it's paying the bills so I can't leave.
My boss always buys me pajama bottoms for Christmas. I don't know why, but they're comfortable as hell. However, if I could get one thing from her, it would probably be for her to relax a little and depend on her associates a little more. It's not much, but it's nice to think your boss actually thinks you're good enough at your job to handle it alone, especially the small things. I'm a supervisor but she still hangs around my back all the time. I love her, but besides the pants (which, again, comfy), I would like some feeling of achievement and satisfaction.
Probably the best power I have ever heard. Unlimited political power, charisma, lowest possible prices, and you can talk anybody into doing what evener you want. Be it making a criminal drop their arms or you can rob a bank without even a demanding note.JoJo said:I'm currently job-hunting, so I would ask for the power of persuasion so at my next interview I can effortlessly persuade them to give me the job
Fun fact: TARDISes actually *do* come with a sonic screwdriver. Original canon for the device is that it is from the basic took kit that comes with the ship, the Doctor just pocketed it once instead of returning it to the tool box.Veldie said:
Of course that canon is from when what it mostly did was turn screws....
Well I at least did get a Christmas bonus of some kind this year (an insulated water bottle that would retail at about $5), so I'll add my vote of sympathy to all those who have no jobs or whose jobs give no bonus whatsoever....
When it comes to distinctly job-related super powers, I'd like either:
A) The ability to snap my fingers at someone and if they have told a lie in the past minute or so they turn a shocking neon color (pink or blue) for the next 24 hours or so...it would be all too useful at my day job...
Or
B) The ability to forcefully input the information of what it is we actually do and accomplish and the fact that we are a non-profit in to people's minds. Once again this would be disgustingly useful at my day job...
When it comes to distinctly job-related super powers, I'd like either:
A) The ability to snap my fingers at someone and if they have told a lie in the past minute or so they turn a shocking neon color (pink or blue) for the next 24 hours or so...it would be all too useful at my day job...
Or
B) The ability to forcefully input the information of what it is we actually do and accomplish and the fact that we are a non-profit in to people's minds. Once again this would be disgustingly useful at my day job...