Insult me in the most creative way possible

[UltraDeth]

Your hard drive doesn't want to remember you!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Your stench could chase flies off a gutwagon and vultures off a carcass.

 

[UltraDeth]

You can Pokemon GO fuck yourself!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You're so dumb you sold the house to pay the mortgage.

 

[UltraDeth]

You couldn't find the door in a well-lit room!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Even master Oogway would want to slap you silly!

 

[UltraDeth]

Not even God could help you git gud!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

The shadow of your arse weights 50 pounds!

 

[UltraDeth]

You're a vacuum, you suck and blow!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

That participation trophy crap is all your fault!

 

[UltraDeth]

You don't know how dense you really are!

 

[Dameindarkh]

Completely nonsense that you look into his words.

 

[UltraDeth]

Big ugly imaginary friend!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You are the B.U.F.F. (Big Ugly Fat Friend) of the B.U.F.F.!

 

[UltraDeth]

I hope you vomit on your own balls!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I meet your intellectual equal in a petri dish at the lab.

 

[UltraDeth]

If your brain was a shipwreck, it would be unsalvageable.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You fell off the top of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

 

[UltraDeth]

You're more dead skin than lifeform.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You are nothing but hot gas.