Insult me in the most creative way possible

[Fijiman]

Kailus is so full of it that if you gave him a wafer thin wafer he would burst.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Kailus is so useless, he couldn't even keep this thread going for more than 2 days.

 

[Fijiman]

He also smells of elder berries and old people.

 

[Headsprouter]

EDIT: Thread over.

 

[Fijiman]

You are a sad excuse for a man who can't even keep his own thread afloat.

 

[kailus13]

kailus is so stupid, he forgot this thread even existed.

 

[Nouw]

You're a dub-stepping wubphile.

 

[kailus13]

"I'm a what?" "You're an idiot, kailus" "oh"

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Kailus, past instances in which I expressed to like you, were fraudulent!

[sub]I bet you're such a dunce that you won't even pick up on the reference[/sub]

 

[Fijiman]

You, sir, are a shit weaseled turd muffin.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Fijiman you fight like a farmer!

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I find your literature to be lazily constructed and devoid of whimsy.

 

[Fijiman]

Dr.Susse smells like a perfume shop that's next to a candle shop.

 

[Neuromancer]

If a thought came into your head it would die of loneliness!

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.

Captcha = i'm sorry

I'm not.

 

[kailus13]

Kailus, past instances in which I expressed to like you, were fraudulent!

[sub]I bet you're such a dunce that you won't even pick up on the reference[/sub]

kailus is indeed that much of a dunce. (Simpsons?)

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

kailus is indeed that much of a dunce. (Simpsons?)

Eeyup, seems you're not that much of a dance after all. You do have an ugly face though. And you smell.

 

[Fijiman]

OmniscientOstrich smells of a smelly walrus covered in poo.

 

[Neuromancer]

Next to you, short planks are underweight!

 

[kailus13]

Next to you, short planks are underweight!

kailus is too stupid to understand this insult.