Insult me in the most creative way possible

[Neuromancer]

You couldn't find your own two feet if you were looking for them!

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

You're so stupid that you make me look smart by comparison.

 

[Headsprouter]

You're so twisted that twizzlers regard your mental state with awe and envy!

 

[kailus13]

I will bite my thumb at kailus; which is a disgrace to him, if he bears it.

 

[thesilentman]

I will bite my thumb at kailus; which is a disgrace to him, if he bears it.

=D

Kailus, that's not Shakespeare! Kailus cannot do Shakespeare!

 

[Neuromancer]

You don't entertain ideas, you simply bore them!

 

[kailus13]

I will bite my thumb at kailus; which is a disgrace to him, if he bears it.

=D

Kailus, that's not Shakespeare! Kailus cannot do Shakespeare!

That is not surprising. kailus cannot do anything right.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Kailus is worse at doing Shakespeare than Baz Lurhmann.

 

[kailus13]

Kailus is worse at doing Shakespeare than Baz Lurhmann.

kailus is so culturally inept that he doesn't understand that reference.

 

[kailus13]

kailkus is so androgynous, people can't tell it's gender.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Kailus is worse at doing Shakespeare than Baz Lurhmann.

kailus is so culturally inept that he doesn't understand that reference.

Then boy are you in for a treat. Set your jaw to drop:

 

[Fijiman]

Everyone who has posted in this thread is a complete dumbass... well shit.

 

[Neuromancer]

If I thought you could find a way I'd tell you to go get lost!

 

[kailus13]

kailus is so directionally chalenged, he couldn't find his own arse with a GPS.

 

[Neuromancer]

YOU were the quickest and smartest of all the dumb-ass sperm yer dad shot off?!?!

 

[kailus13]

kaulus is so full of it you can smell him two towns over.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

If had a penny for every time you did something stupid, I would have a considerable amount of pennies.

 

[Fijiman]

You are slimier than the slimiest slime ball politician. And you smell bad.

 

[Neuromancer]

You are more unreliable to keep your promises than politicians on a presidential campaign!