Insult me in the most creative way possible

[Fijiman]

JasonKaotic is quimbeddeled, terry cockeled, sink brain.

 

[Teoes]

Kailus is so dumb he can't even get Loki's insult to Black Widow right.

 

[kailus13]

kailus is so forgetful he can't remember what he was going to write.

 

[Fijiman]

Half of you smell like old people.

 

[kailus13]

kailus is weak, like little girl!

 

[Fijiman]

Kailus is so stupid and pathetic that he can't stay in the forum games for longer than a few seconds.

 

[kailus13]

kailus is so stupid, he doesn't understand capitalisation.

 

[Fijiman]

Kailus smells so bad that your brain forces you to think he smells good so that you don't pass out and die.

 

[Teoes]

Kailus can't outsmart bullet.

 

[Neuromancer]

Kailus is so darn stupid that he stopped posting.

 

[kailus13]

kailus is so fat that he can be seen from space.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Kailus is so culturally ignorant that I can insult him in five different languages without him knowing!

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Kailus is so stupid that he asked me what time the 6 O clock news starts at

 

[Daftmau5]

Now that you've told me to insult you I won't.
That's right, I'm disrespecting all your authority.

 

[Fijiman]

Daftmau5 looks like a cheese and smells like an ugly troll... or was that the other way around? Oh who cares, she's not worth the effort of caring either.

 

[Teoes]

Kailus is so thick that he laughs at Yes, Minister without actually getting the jokes, like the pleb he is.

 

[Neuromancer]

Kailus is so stupid that he let his own thread die!

 

[Teoes]

Kailus is so stupid he's taken offense at all the abuse being hurled at him in this thread.

 

[Fijiman]

Kailus is the worst of the ugly lamas and the best of the assholes.

 

[Teoes]

Kailus is so stupid he walks into doors, even if they're not made of glass.