Insult Swordfighting!
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*Spleenbag calmly checks his nails as the flying carpet hovers down. With a bored yawn, he snaps his fingers, conjuring a jumping blue-hot inferno on his wrist.*
Seems like you need a lesson in manners, RavingPenguin. I've been told you find pleasure in toying with... err, enjoy playing with people's... oh, forget it. Killing time!
Seems like you need a lesson in manners, RavingPenguin. I've been told you find pleasure in toying with... err, enjoy playing with people's... oh, forget it. Killing time!
*Fortunately RavingPenguins excellent instincts have saved him from a mortal blow.
Damn you coward, will you not fight me as a man!
*Starts hurling shuriken while charging Tabor Mallory
I shall have your head!
*leaps into the air brandishing his katana
Damn you coward, will you not fight me as a man!
*Starts hurling shuriken while charging Tabor Mallory
I shall have your head!
*leaps into the air brandishing his katana
*Leaps away from the raging inferno, and hurls a spear at SpleenSpleenbag said:
Aye, I do, and I shall have yours as well
You may have a katana, but I have gauntlets of carbon steel! I catch your petty sword and toss it off a cliff as I further humiliate you by flicking frozen peas at your face.
No! Not peas! Curse you, as you have found my kryptonite. I shall be back as soon as I have conquered my weakness.TaborMallory said:
*Dissapears in a cloud of smoke.
Echo in the distance: I will return, and you shall die.
Don't worry, Crosseyes! I revive you with a Pheonix Down.
...Alas, it fails, for you have Aeris Syndrome.
...Alas, it fails, for you have Aeris Syndrome.
*Crosseyes ignores the obscure Final Fantasy Reference and returns to battle, only to trip on nothing and mysteriously spawn 400 feet above tabor*
"who the hell's Aeris? Whatever, thanks anyw-whoops, AAAAAUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!! *splat*"
*Crossyes' shadow continues to run around for a while before rejoining his body*
"who the hell's Aeris? Whatever, thanks anyw-whoops, AAAAAUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!!! *splat*"
*Crossyes' shadow continues to run around for a while before rejoining his body*
*Spleenbag stifles both his face-fire and another yawn and snaps his fingers whilst making a finger-pistol motion. TaborMallory is set alight.*
Oh dear, you're on fire. Perhaps your penchant for pissing yourself in fear will come in handy now.
*The other hand comes up with fingers skewed and crooked. A grabbing, then releasing gesture is formed, and TaborMallory is dashed against spikes.*
Hmm.. pierced in a dozen spots and on fire? Might as well give up now, pea-fetishist.
Oh dear, you're on fire. Perhaps your penchant for pissing yourself in fear will come in handy now.
*The other hand comes up with fingers skewed and crooked. A grabbing, then releasing gesture is formed, and TaborMallory is dashed against spikes.*
Hmm.. pierced in a dozen spots and on fire? Might as well give up now, pea-fetishist.
(At least ninjas can't catch me; I'm on fire.)
The battle is futile! I drink my red potion, because they cure everything.
Then I run behind cover, because waiting it out like a child cures everything too.
You have fought well, Spleenbag. I cast Dark Swarm and order the zerglings to attack!
The battle is futile! I drink my red potion, because they cure everything.
Then I run behind cover, because waiting it out like a child cures everything too.
You have fought well, Spleenbag. I cast Dark Swarm and order the zerglings to attack!
A Battle?!
I run furiously towards TaborMallory's hiding spot with a broadsword in hand, resistance is futile.
I run furiously towards TaborMallory's hiding spot with a broadsword in hand, resistance is futile.
Resistance is futile. I inject myself with the Electrobolt plasmid and electrocute your sword and armor!TaborMallory said:
*Crosseyes laughs at Spleenbag's FMA reference and backfires with his own, only to have his retort broken up due to a bad connection*
"Ha! Well ma... stupid militar... sypher's stone to... your... ss back to cen... ex with Hawke... pwned!"
*Crosseyes runs in place against a corner for a while*
"Ha! Well ma... stupid militar... sypher's stone to... your... ss back to cen... ex with Hawke... pwned!"
*Crosseyes runs in place against a corner for a while*
Oh!
I stop Crosseye's next suicide attempt and use him as a meatshield to close enough to tabormallory to fire the cyanide dart.
I stop Crosseye's next suicide attempt and use him as a meatshield to close enough to tabormallory to fire the cyanide dart.
I used Consume on Crosseyes, thus regenerating my mana.
I cast Plague on Rapidcrash! His health is brought to 1 and I send a legion of cracklings at him.
I cast Plague on Rapidcrash! His health is brought to 1 and I send a legion of cracklings at him.
Ha! My plan to disconnect Crosseyes is complete... Now, for TaborMallory. Try to stop me now, *****!