Insult Swordfighting!

[RavingPenguin]

*Having conqured his weakness to peas RavingPenguin reappears.
I have forced the submission of my own weakness, I have returned to destroy all!
*Throws an absolutely massive bomb shuriken, destroying everything that isnt RavingPenguin

 

[Spleenbag]

*Crosseyes laughs at Spleenbag's FMA reference*

(Full Metal Alchemist? Never watched it in my life. Interesting.)

*Spleenbag ponders the usefulness of a bomb shuriken, which he has of course avoided by disguising himself as RavingPenguin.*

Silly man! Placing a bomb in an "absolutely massive" metal thing would serve no purpose! The shuriken would be destroyed and precious bomb-energy would be diverted toward breaking it up.

 

[RavingPenguin]

*Crosseyes laughs at Spleenbag's FMA reference*

(Full Metal Alchemist? Never watched it in my life. Interesting.)

*Spleenbag ponders the usefulness of a bomb shuriken, which he has of course avoided by disguising himself as RavingPenguin.*

Silly man! Placing a bomb in an "absolutely massive" metal thing would serve no purpose! The shuriken would be destroyed and precious bomb-energy would be diverted toward breaking it up.

*Raving Penguin sneaks up behind Spleenbag while he's pondering the physics of a shuriken and decapitates him.
Foolish man, the bomb was not in the shuriken, it was the shuriken. Alas, you cannot here me. I shall pray for your safe journey to the afterlife.

 

[Chicago Ted]

//Sorry, accidentally double posted

 

[Chicago Ted]

*Stands up with a katana jammed through his skull*

"Tis only a fleshwound! Now pray for mercy!"

*Riddles Penguin with bullets*

 

[TaborMallory]

M'kay, things are getting out of hand.

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Try to stop me now!

 

[Spleenbag]

*snip zop zoobity bop*
*Raving Penguin sneaks up behind Spleenbag while he's pondering the physics of a shuriken and decapitates him.
Foolish man, the bomb was not in the shuriken, it was the shuriken. Alas, you cannot here me. I shall pray for your safe journey to the afterlife.

Luckily, Penguin never notices that the "Spleenbag" he killed was merely a double, formed from a Crosseyes clone! In a way, this suited everyone: Crosseyes died again, and Spleenbag was still alive. -Ed.

Good sir Penguin, and good sir Chicago Ted, I propose we forget our differences and form an alliance against the now-godmoded and admin-gun-wielding Mallory. Agreed?

 

[Chicago Ted]

I believe that you are perhaps the wisest Spleen in the land. What say you Penguin?

 

[RavingPenguin]

*Snip

Sounds good enough to me.
*RavingPenguin runs around Mallory and pull his power cord, while hitting him with an electrified thowing knife.
There problem solved. Shall I propose a peace treaty stating our new alliance. Also, while we are now allies may I suggest a hostile take over of this device we call the internet.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Brilliant! Through it we could create a group of haxors and douchebags that shall be the spawn of evil. We will make them unknown and unidentifiable so that they can be even crueler. Their code name shall be anonymous, and their base of panic shall be known by all as 4chan.

 

[Crosseyes]

*A pushbroom, and new router in hand Crosseyes jumps back into the fight, only to be censored due to a copywrite claim by Shamus Young and those Unforgotten Realms guys*

"Hah! Back in action! Now taste the wrath of canadian bristles foo-"

[small]Hey! That's my schtick, asshole![/small]

 

[RapidCrash]

M'kay, things are getting out of hand.

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give_weapon_admin_gun
give_ammo

Try to stop me now!

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[TaborMallory]

Oh noes, I have been beaten!
I quietly accept defeat, and haunt Penguin, Spleenbag, Chicago Ted, and Rapidcrash for the rest of their lives as a very annoying ghost.

 

[Chicago Ted]

It's like Pac-Man but worse! You fiend! I shall find a power pellet and vanquish you!

 

[RavingPenguin]

It's like Pac-Man but worse! You fiend! I shall find a power pellet and vanquish you!

NO! if you eat him, he'll possess you. An exorcism would work much better.