Insult the user above you

[Valkyrie101]

Simples, say something nasty about the above user, calculated to make them feel bad.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Your mother has a job and is a well-respected member of society.

 

[Shapsters]

WHORE!!!

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Go ____ Yourself.

I will allow the user below me to fill in the blank.

 

[Snarky Username]

Have fun with

OT: You're impotent and your mother never loved you.

 

[whittaker]

Your toast will always land butter-side down.

 

[whittaker]

Your toast always land butter-side down.
Tsh, ninjas!

 

[not_the_dm]

My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrol dog than a proper adorment of the human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?

 

[not_the_dm]

Edit: Oops, double post.

 

[quack35]

Hey, fuck you, pal.

 

[not_the_dm]

It speaks! Behold this wonder, My lords and Ladies - a talking dog!

 

[BoosterGold]

Hey look its some so bad at DMing they put it in there name. Its the Jason Todd of the escapist.

 

[FinalDream]

Hey look its you, with your face like a hard boiled testicle.

 

[Valkyrie101]

God, it's alive! Despite all visual evidence to the contrary.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I've seen B-movie CG from the nineteen-fifties that looks better than you.

 

[not_the_dm]

You are astonishingly consistent. Consistency is the defense of small minds.

 

[FinalDream]

With your face like an unwelcome cat-flap.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Your buttocks are so vast and disproportionate even to your colossal bulk that they resemble sand dunes.