Insults on XboxLive..

[iLikeHippos]

For the most part, I just go "meh" from all the whiny insults, such as the times where I beat their asses so hard, they'll respond with a crappy even if the game crashes about how this one time I actually died.

But, for the most obnoxious once, I simply send back a recorded message.
Now, what this recorded message is, is 7 seconds of silence to make them think their headset is on a low. Than they'll be met by the largest fucking scream they will ever hear over Xbox Live, pumped right into their ear.

They aren't as happy afterwards, as you can tell. But so far, no complaints.

How odd.

 

[Musiclly enhanced]

agree with them, that will really screw with them

youve obviously never come across an angry 14 year old Liverpudlian that will stop at nothing to insult your mother

 

[Kadoodle]

I don't have an xbox, but when I am on youtube and someone is being incredibly stupid and or spouting biggotry in caps lock without any punctuation (but not intentionally trolling), I will often write a 1-2 paragraph analysis on the grammatical and logical flaws of their comment.

They usually respond with more idioctic nonsense, which brings me lulz.


Learn to love the little things in life, like trolling idiots on youtube.

 

[Dfskelleton]

I've gotten some weird ones, especially the 5 times I didn't play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare to troll people.
Seriously, one guy said to me "You're mom's so f*cking fat that she's your ass!"
This was met with a burst of laughter from me at his pathetic attempts at insulting me.
Also, when I say trolling on Modern Warfare, I meant going on my friend's PS3, joining a random game, and saying "Hey guys... Halo 3."
I was then instantly booted while making the Troll Face.
Fanboys are so fun to enrage

 

[MikeOfThunder]

Spoiler: First of all, USE THE RIGHT YOU'RE

"Your" example = This is YOUR cup of coffee

"You're" example = You suck because YOU'RE an idiot who doesn't know the difference between "Your" and "You're"

I'm so tired of telling people this...

OT: I don't reply to insults, ever.

...really? spelling?

I've just been hitting my 12K dissertation today ontop of a further 3K Cold War essay and i just want to take a break from having to double check every little thing. I think that on the internet you can let some of them go...

It's not as though I wrote like a complete moron (well..) come on!

I got him to stop by saying in my deepest voice "Hello, mmmmmmmm I love your voice. It's so sexy. I usually like me some dark chocolate, but I think I want to try your sexy white ass."

I never got a reply lol

p.s. I'm a small white kid and straight. I just have a really deep voice lol

Now that made me laugh! I think the 'love' messages are the best to send back! Nice.

 

[Carlston]

Insult matches on the internet are like the special Olympics. Even if you win your still retarded.

The only winning move is not to play. Unless your playing trolls.

 

[UltraParanoia]

'Camping'

In old computer FPS games there were spawn points for weapons/powerups. Campers would hide near player/weapon/powerup spawns and kill people the second they respawned or make sure they always had x4 damage or whatever. Now it's been appropriated by twats to mean anyone who doesn't run around the map in a big circle.

or as the Xfolks say now, "hardscoping" (god the term itself is complete bullshit)

WTF does that even mean?

OT: I generally ignore it but I've been known to hit on guys and offer nights of sweaty bareback ass sex.

 

[crimsonshrouds]

I was once told to go play halo in a message. I would have reponded but he blocked communication. My reply "I don't have halo"

 

[teh_Canape]

WTF does that even mean?

the opposite of Quickscoping

you know, how you DON'T use a sniper

and when you play on console, they always, ALWAYS, call you out for taking your time to actually aim with the sniper

 

[UltraParanoia]

WTF does that even mean?

the opposite of Quickscoping

you know, how you DON'T use a sniper

and when you play on console, they always, ALWAYS, call you out for taking your time to actually aim with the sniper

That's retarded. If I'm using a sniper rifle I'm aiming all the time. You find a spot, aim, shoot as many people as you see, and either die or move on.

I'm glad that hasn't caught on for the PS3

 

[JacenElectronica]

i was playing Halo Reach the other day, on the Invasion game type, my team got to be elites first, and the other team scored 2 points. we made it to score 3.
we the match ended i hear this 9 year old voice sayin "it felt good to almost beat a bunch of 30 year old men playin in their mothers basement"
i said "you're like 6, and you're playin an M rated game, obviuosly your parents dont care about you, im glad i made your miserably life a little bit better"

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

I'm ashamed to say I'm just a witness to this... I'm not this witty.

Some racist asshole (he had BNP in his name) was mouthing off during a game in MW2 about how all Black people should be deported "Cos they's like all drug dealers and shit and no-one wants them 'ere! They should all go home back to Africa or whatever!" (Yes this is what he sounded like).

Guy he was talking to (who had remained impassive the entire time) replied calmly... "I'm black, and if you all want us to go home why did you bring us here in the first place?"

Cue cheers from everyone else, guy shuts up and leaves soon after.

 

[zombiejoe]

I never did, but a guy once replyed while recording it saying

"Your gonna be on youtube...*****"

I loved it

Is that. . . I.M. Meen? Are you one of his few fans? Because I am too!

OT: Once this guy started ranting at me because I did bad in a match of COD, and he was using information from my profile to make fun of me. I replied, "And you need to thoroughly search my profile in order to come back at me? Who ends up looking better?"

Probably not the funniest one on here, but he didn't reply so I knew I had won

Yesh! I am a fan!

 

[General Ken8]

I changed my gamertag on Xbox to IM Meen, I was so happy when it wasn't taken

 

[octafish]

Uh I play, BF2, BF:BC2 and TF2 on PC. There usually isn't much insulting going on in the games I play, lots of people swearing when they are killed but you kind of expect that and it usually is in a good natured way. I think there was only one occasion where it went further and after a few warnings, and a real effort to reform the guy, everyone on both teams quit the game. I don't know what it is like on Consoles in Australia, but on PC it is pretty friendly. I think it is because as PC gamers we kind of feel we need to stick together.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

"I'm in your base... Killin' your dudes..."

I don't know why but this always either shuts them up entirely, or pisses them off even more!

 

[RUINER ACTUAL]

Okay well i've been gunning my way through Black Op's of late and I recieved a message off some random person that i apparently played in my several matches last night. Now I on occasion do camp (I never sit in a corner, but i will run around a house for a fair bit, never the entire match). Anyway whether you think this is wrong is irrelevent, Here is the message I recieved:

"Why are you such a camping pussy, answer that please. You just sit behind stuff because your a fucking pussy, you pussy ass *****" (The guy used the head-set wasn't typed)

Now it's not the worst i've recieved but i sent a message back, I simply recorded 'Get down on it' and sent it, didn't even talk.

I got another message though!

"Yeah exactly you pussy piece of shit, thats why your gonna ammount to nothing, fucking ******"

Now my response is pretty obvious at this point...
Either:

*"I'm afraid I have a question for you..." cue 'where is the love?'
or
*"I thought everyone had heard?" cue 'Surfin bird'

NOW MY QUESTION TO YOU IS THIS:

What is the greatest reply you've ever sent to an insult? Try making it XboxLive but i shall accept any...

Advice: Don't camp. At all. Over anything, you can at least say you didn't camp.

OT: Earlier today, my friends and I were called "try hards" in MW2 hardcore headquarters because we capped every point. The other team rage quit mid match. I sent the guy a message that just said [0-2]. His clan tag had been [0-0].

 

[CardinalPiggles]

i always apologize, even though i dont mean it, i feel that they simply have an elevated temper because of the game and otherwise wouldnt say something like that.

keeps it friendly. i dont understand how people can enjoy a game in raised tempers and heated (and pointless) arguments.

 

[Terminate421]

Kid:"Wow what a fag, who uses THAT gun?!? People who use the Commando Suck at this game!"

The same kid next game: And that gun too! The AUG is for faggots!

Me: ......