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silasbufu

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analyze them..look for their weak spots..if it's a fat guy , or ugly or any other thing...work that..and even if it won't show, they will die inside.
 

El Poncho

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You monotoned fool. You posh stuck up numpty, Your mum, Your face, Thats what she said.
 

Aunel

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Radeonx said:
Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!
when all else fails, use monty python quotes.

OT: you are so stupid you don't even understand the relativity theory.
 

Lukeje

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wouldyoukindly99 said:
Chipperz said:
Thou art spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in you!
Scratching could not make it worse, such a face as yours!
Thou smell of mountain goat.
Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog.
Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.

Oh yeah. Shakespeare for the win.
Oh burneth! Thou hast been served!
I bite my thumb at you!
Aunel said:
OT: you are so stupid you don't even understand the relativity theory.
Which one? Galilean, Special or General?
 

XJ-0461

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I tend to use "foolish child" as an insult, regardless of the age of the target.
 

Ophiuchus

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On another site I inhabit, 'hamtoucher' is a regular all-purpose insult. I like it.
 

Ciarang

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You muppet!
You loaf!
You jaffa cake!

Heh heh, it sounds so weird when I type it =P
 

IcyEvils

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YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!

(which should be replied with)

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
 

Blow_Pop

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Radeonx said:
Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!
hamster....


your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries......

Monty Python gives me great material to work with and bend to my own insults, but I think that is my favourite.

Otherwise, I have translations for the Chinese they used in Firefly and I'm fond of telling people that they have
The Explosive Diarrhea of an Elephant

and sometimes when i'm frustrated or a lot is happening
Holy Mother of God and all her wacky nephews is always a great one.
 

cloudywolf13

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"The best part of you ran down your mother's thigh after labor."
Also: jerk, idiot, moron, other synonyms for dumb, buttface, etc.
 

Radeonx

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aprilmarie said:
Radeonx said:
Your mum is a goat and your father smelt of elderberries!
hamster....


your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries......

Monty Python gives me great material to work with and bend to my own insults, but I think that is my favourite.

Otherwise, I have translations for the Chinese they used in Firefly and I'm fond of telling people that they have
The Explosive Diarrhea of an Elephant

and sometimes when i'm frustrated or a lot is happening
Holy Mother of God and all her wacky nephews is always a great one.
I don't like hamsters.