Insults

[forgetaboutme]

"You fail at failing to fail."

 

[Swenglish]

Whenever a guy asks me if I want to fight him, I simply tell him with a straight face:

I don't hit girls.

Classic!

 

[Ink Hammer]

Top 3;
1. 'You're a gimp!' - Simple but effective
2. 'Tard' - Again, gets the job done
3. 'WTF are you on?!' - Suggests that the receiver is that much of an idiot the only reasonable explanation is that they are on drugs.

 

[unholy vagrant]

You're an inspiration to contraception.

 

[kodiak90]

Idol of idiot-worshippers!

I think thou wast created for men to breath themselves upon thee.

[Thine] face is not worth sunburning.

O man Shakespeare really did know how to insult people... o man i'd be pissed "Thine Face is not worth sunburning." OUCH!!!

Lol but in real life i dont insult people usually, i just stare them right in the face and not blink seems to freak them out after a while....

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

Nothing is more insulting than a swift and merciless cockslap.

 

[Saevus]

I don't do insults much, but if I want to mess with someone's head, I straighten my face, look them square in the eyes, and tell them "I'll cut your dick off." If done properly, that is, in the classic Christopher Walken deadpan, you can unnerve pretty much anyone you're talking to.

Classy.

"Go swallow a wheelbarrow of dicks" has caught on with me lately.

 

[DarkXDemon]

you are "insert insulting phrase" beyong repair

 

[s0denone]

"If you ever feel sad, I've got a rope you can borrow"

Or rather, that's just funny

Lately, I've been stuck with "American Candy"

 

[Cid Silverwing]

"You're such a fucktard you make people with Downs syndrome look smart".

My favorite: "EPIC FAIL!" (typed just like that)

"You wanna repeat that to my longsword?". (in response to an insult)

Or alternatively a very long string of cusswords I don't feel is safe to put up here.

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

"You wanna repeat that to my longsword?". (in response to an insult)

I can only imagine that a person would laugh their ass off if you actually said that to them.

 

[BallPtPenTheif]

I really don't have a favorite insult. I kind of just make up different ones on the fly though there is one word I keep coming back to: FUCKWITT

thank you William S. Burroughs for that gem.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

@ HSIAMetalKing: That was more or less a joke. I'm a Paladin who swings a longsword, savvy?

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

I don't tend to insult people much, but if I ever have to, I'll fix them with my 'evil eye' and say very quietly and calmly, "Go fuck yourself" mobster style. Or if someone has done something stupid, I'll just say childishly "Ur stoopid!".

 

[YukoValis]

I got into calling people "A$$-hats" hmm not sure swearing is allowed here so there you go.

 

[jebussaves88]

"You've got no edge. You're a ball of Northern Dough"

If this confuses any yanks, I'm British, where the South is better (only joking, it's a running joke between me and a Brummy mate)

 

[Spierek]

Well, this probably isn't much of an insult, but it works suprisingly good.

It goes: when a child insults you using "ur mom", or other non-understable colloquialisms, it's best to respond - "Try learning a human language, then get back to speaking with me.". I guarantee it's success

 

[TommyGun465]

All my friends are brainless douchetards (first insult XD) so, i use really complicated stuff like "dismiss yourself, you futile pustule" or "Begone, oh pickering swine". then they become confused and go away.

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

@ HSIAMetalKing: That was more or less a joke. I'm a Paladin who swings a longsword, savvy?

Oh good-- I was worried you said that to some bloke on the street.