Internet names

[Woem]

The only user name I want is War Penguin... oh wait...

I apploud you and your precious sanity. The most "wicked" nick I've chosen recently was Woemwoem, since Woem was already taken (Kingdom of Loathing). And that was almost 3 years ago.

In the early days of Half Life and Counter-Strike I did create a clan with a couple of friends called the Skirtless Monkeys, and our names would be +SM-Nickname+. I'm glad I got over that (but man did we rock!). These days in Quake Live I'm just Woem.

 

[Spirultima]

xXxSnip3r-did-ur-mom-lolxXx

I loled so hard, my lungs hurt.

 

[Spirultima]

Fun Fact: Any internet loser with the word "Sniper" in their name never uses a sniper rifle. Ever.

Its true that, my theory is that they think they will be good with it, then they sellout and pick up a machinegun.

 

[Spirultima]

If I EVER ever refer to myself as D-a-_-B-e-S-t-_E-v-E-a will someone volunteer to shoot me please?

It'll be like Old Yeller! I'd need to find a barn to take you behind though.

Sorry, sm0keybac0n beat you to it!

Hmm. I think I'll go make a cup of tea. I'm sure you all wanted to know.

I wanted to know wether you were worried about all of these people wanting to take you down, also same for me but if I ever put anything to do with "sniper" in my name then you can snipe me.

I usually do >.>"

Anyone with "sniper" in there name who doesn't snipe, i focus on sniping >.>

 

[EeveeElectro]

If I EVER ever refer to myself as D-a-_-B-e-S-t-_E-v-E-a will someone volunteer to shoot me please?

I'll do it.

NO U.
Someone already has the job.
You can do whatever you want with my dead body afterwards though. Tell Bowie my wife I loved her.

If I EVER ever refer to myself as D-a-_-B-e-S-t-_E-v-E-a will someone volunteer to shoot me please?

It'll be like Old Yeller! I'd need to find a barn to take you behind though.

Sorry, sm0keybac0n beat you to it!

Hmm. I think I'll go make a cup of tea. I'm sure you all wanted to know.

I wanted to know wether you were worried about all of these people wanting to take you down, also same for me but if I ever put anything to do with "sniper" in my name then you can snipe me.

Nah, I'm used to it... Ezcapist's most wanted.
Besides, like these pesky humans could take ME on =P

 

[Tehpwnsauce]

If I EVER ever refer to myself as D-a-_-B-e-S-t-_E-v-E-a will someone volunteer to shoot me please?

I'll do it.

NO U.
Someone already has the job.
You can do whatever you want with my dead body afterwards though. Tell Bowie my wife I loved her.

If I EVER ever refer to myself as D-a-_-B-e-S-t-_E-v-E-a will someone volunteer to shoot me please?

It'll be like Old Yeller! I'd need to find a barn to take you behind though.

Sorry, sm0keybac0n beat you to it!

Hmm. I think I'll go make a cup of tea. I'm sure you all wanted to know.

I wanted to know wether you were worried about all of these people wanting to take you down, also same for me but if I ever put anything to do with "sniper" in my name then you can snipe me.

Nah, I'm used to it... Ezcapist's most wanted.
Besides, like these pesky humans could take ME on =P

Fine, I feel I should warn you I am a practicing Necrophile and you said I could do anything.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Fine, I feel I should warn you I am a practicing Necrophile and you said I could do anything.

Try me, big boy!

Hahaha, I get worse everyday. You guys corrupted my sweetness. I came on here all innocent with flowers in my hair, now they're devil horns.

 

[Tehpwnsauce]

Fine, I feel I should warn you I am a practicing Necrophile and you said I could do anything.

Try me, big boy!

Hahaha, I get worse everyday. You guys corrupted my sweetness. I came on here all innocent with flowers in my hair, now they're devil horns.

Pfft yeah right, You're were never innocent I can see it in your eyes that you've always been like this.

 

[Kastil]

I could always go with a D&D assissan character's name of mine.... Liv Knomoore.

 

[shwnbob]

"?????" I don't know why I just like nobody knowing who I am online

 

[EeveeElectro]

Fine, I feel I should warn you I am a practicing Necrophile and you said I could do anything.

Try me, big boy!

Hahaha, I get worse everyday. You guys corrupted my sweetness. I came on here all innocent with flowers in my hair, now they're devil horns.

Pfft yeah right, You're were never innocent I can see it in your eyes that you've always been like this.

Where are you hiding the cameras? >__>
I must have popped out and said, "yo nurse! nice tits!" XD

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

G33K>W0RLD

 

[Clashero]

xXxSnip3r-did-ur-mom-lolxXx

I loled so hard, my lungs hurt.

I'm happy to help ^^

You may be interested by this: a certain blogger (who also has a column and a webcomic at The Escapist) wrote an article about people with such names in WoW. In the comments, a user mentioned how he was forced to change his name in a roleplaying server. His character was called Sickbag. He roleplayed him by using the /cough, /sneeze emotes. Apparently, this wasn't server-appropriate behaviour. Funny thing is, just next to him was a character called Druiddidyourmum, but he was never asked to change his name.

 

[Katana314]

Internet names should be relatively short, have clantag maximums of 4 characters, and contain 0 characters that cannot be found on a standard keyboard.
Chris Livingston's graph describes it perfectly:
http://www.firstpersonshouter.com/images/chart15.jpg

 

[Spirultima]

Internet names should be relatively short, have clantag maximums of 4 characters, and contain 0 characters that cannot be found on a standard keyboard.
Chris Livingston's graph describes it perfectly:
http://www.firstpersonshouter.com/images/chart15.jpg

Well that leaves very few different names, way under a million possibility, thats not counting the million of people there are online >.>

 

[Vrex360]

<<<< the username right there.

That's what.

 

[GrinningManiac]

GrinningManiac

It's a bit of a meme amongst my friends, as is Knowledge that Stabs You (a mate of mine)

L337speak is hypocritical

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

S3cr377ac0N4z1

I'll let you work it out.

Fine, I feel I should warn you I am a practicing Necrophile and you said I could do anything.

Try me, big boy!

Hahaha, I get worse everyday. You guys corrupted my sweetness. I came on here all innocent with flowers in my hair, now they're devil horns.

That is good...

Come into the dark...

*Hisssssssssssssss*

 

[DM.]

ijizzedinmypants9001times