I clicked on this thread and said "Thread Creator better start off with "The cake is a Lie". Well done predicting my desires, good sir. Here's a delicious cookie *imagine large spoiler cookie here*.
Coincidentally, I actually hate the "Have a cookie" or "You win the internets" memes. But, for some reason on this site, people who utilize these memes typically use them in witty and clever ways. Others I can't stand include "It's over 9000", "4 strength 4 stam leather belt", and the truly overused "Thread Hijacked" pictures.