Things like "I want to reach threw the internet and strangle" or other over used and outdated expressions. I mean they are almost as bad as "cake is a lie" (which i use in a sort of nerd frustration like *KAHN* but only in terms of complete mental break down due to utter destruction of a situation that was supposed to be so awesome even the gods would have rained a thousand years of splendor down upon our meager mortal lives. Like when me and a friend traveled two hours, got lost in the city and had to walk two miles to this rinkadink little venue to see an awesome band only to find out that everything before it was music only an ecstasy and acid riddled brain could truly love, and that is only because they have ceased to function as human beings, and that the night capped off in a horrible failure so grandiose that my simple human mind could only mutter. The cake is a lie. Its a statement of defeat. I don't use it as a joke, but a quip of total frustration.)
Any other internet slang or terms that seep over into real life piss me off also. Your the term RL. it's just unnecessary. People use it like a 'Nam soldier would refer to life back home in the "world". The internet isn't so fanciful and amazing that we need to invent terms like RL as if we haven't been in contact with it for months. I mean, atleast i know i function well enough to function with out the internets.
That and the word prons. or any of that /b/ shit. Or internet hate in general. Like youtube comments.
In fact, i hate people like myself who are so high and mighty that they have a ranting list about stupid issues. Mainly they are all just minor annoyances.
(that being said stop quoting monty python. We get it, no one expects the spanish inquisition, it's just a flesh wound, and you are the nights that say "Ni". Shut your mouth already. Quotes are not a way to show the world that you are a clever and unique individual. Only if they are used in the most clever of ways are they even remotely funny. )
