Interrupting the Dog.

[Barbas]

The premise is simple: The poster above you - herein referred to as "dawg", if you wish - will make an assertion, which you must then contest with all the vigor and maddening impropriety of Kanye West. You will then put forth your alternative, which the person after you (also channeling Kanye West) will contest...and so on and so forth. Go ahead and take a liberty or two with the sentence structure - it is a game, after all - as long as you keep the spirit of the game intact.

Ready? Right, here we go, then! For the glory of the man who once wrote in Tippex on his shades and rhymed about wanking!

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Yo dawg, your paragraphs are nice and imma let you finish, but Wikipedia had the best page layout of all time!

 

[Trivun]

Yo dawg, your wiki-blasting is nice and all and imma let you finish... but TV Tropes had the best addictiveness of all time!

 

[Drummodino]

Yo dawg, your tropes are informative and all, but Fox News is the most rational and reasonable program on the air!

 

[Barbas]

Yo dawg, Fox is great and Imma let you finish, but I heard this forum game was whack, so I slightly tweaked the sentence structure. Hizzy.

 

[username sucks]

Dawg, this forum game ain't whack. Look at Serial Killer, that shit's crazy.

 

[Barbas]

Yo dawg, Serial Killer was turbulent and Imma let you finish, but necromancy is the greatest of the dark arts!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Yo dawg, necromancy is cool and all and Imma let you finish, but my bookmarks are the best way to revive threads of all time!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Yo dawg, bookmarking shit to easily find stuff again after months and months of hiatus is cool and all and Imma let you finish, but I'm fucking back in these threads!

 

[Barbas]

Yo dawg, I appreciate your return and Imma let you finish, but you can't be walkin' around the restaurant with no pants on!

 

[Padwolf]

Yo dawg, while I find that etiquette cool and imma let you finish, home is where the pants are not! And this restaurant is the best damn home of all time!

 

[Headsprouter]

Yo wolf, while I'm accustomed to making homes in strange places a restaurant owner must establish a theme, and this is not a theme of homeliness!

 

[Barbas]

Yo dawg, we decorated the best we could with crayons and stencils, but if you don't think it's the best decoration of all time then that's cool!

 

[username sucks]

Yo dawg, you're great at decorating and all but I think some fire would liven things up.

 

[Headsprouter]

Yo dawg, I set the place on fire and now people are dying and their orders will be burnt!

BAD ADVICE!

 

[Barbas]

Yo dawg, it's pleasantly toasty up in this *****, but I had to call the fire department because otherwise it's gonna look too much like an insurance scam.

 

[username sucks]

Dawg, forget those insurance companies. They don't even serve food.

 

[Barbas]

But dawg, I need it for my blue jeans and gold AKs!

 

[username sucks]

Dawg! Erryone knows that you need gold jeans and blue AKs!

 

[Barbas]

But deeeeerg, that doesn't make as much sense as what I proposed!

 

[Kricketz]

Yo dawg, I respect you guys appreciation for jeans and AK's, regardless of whether they're blue or gold, and imma let you finish, but the sentence structure in this thread needs to get back on track.



...I'm just sayin.