Introduce Yourself! (or: Better Know Your Fellow Members)

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Westaway

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15 year old guy from Canada. Lotta lurkin, made no friends although I know a lot of users. I have gotten into only one fight on this website, which is about the extent of my interactions with other members. I made a War for Cybertron hookup group with zero members. That is all.
 

LiberalSquirrel

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Jan 3, 2010
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Well. I'm LiberalSquirrel, also known as [name redacted due to paranoia]. And I'm starting to feel old, what with these teenagers posting... I'll be turning 22 in a month. Let's see, what else. I'm from the U.S. of A. I'm a red-headed lady without a blatantly obvious temper, despite the stereotype... though getting me angry tends to be a bad idea. I'm a writer, and studying English in university, despite studying Civil Engineering for three years... so make fun of my major all you want, I'll just pull out my ASCE books and whack you with 'em. And then design a truss to erect on top of your corpse. ...Mm, that scenario got a bit away from me.

Now, other than that... I game. (Obviously. Less obviously- my favorite genres are RPGs and fighters, though I love games from almost all gaming genres.) I like anime and manga, though I haven't had the time to watch/read much lately. I love picking up random trivia, especially historical tidbits.

Other interesting stuff...

...I have heterochromia of two different sorts. (To clarify: one green eye, one blue eye, AKA complete heterochromia. Both eyes have a copper/gold ring around the pupil, AKA central heterochromia.)

...I dance, though a knee injury hasn't allowed me to dance competitively for a while. (Note: any arrow to the knee jokes in response to this will be met with complete and utter disdain.)

...I have an unholy memory for taglines and catch phrases.

...I love baking, but hate cooking.

Yeah. That's about it. I'm not too interesting. Nor do I particularly like talking about myself. But I do like getting to know other Escapists via messaging, so feel free to message me if you'd like.
 

Tucker154

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Hola, I'm Tucker! You probably never heard of me, because I rarely post. I'm more of a lurker because I hate when people make stupid posts, and I'm always afraid of making stupid posts. That and because I just don't tend to feel like typing out something.

Other than that, I'm just your average brony and Halo fanboy.
 

kouriichi

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:D Hello everyone. Im Kouriichi. Im married and have no children, i enjoy long walks on the beach.... in skyrim, loud music played at a moderated level, and building things in minecraft to flaunt my ever-growing stacks of diamond blocks.

My favorite bands/people of all time are:

Gnarls Barkley, Rob Zombie, The Gazette ((
for those of you who havent heard of them)), Ville Valo, Dani Filth, and of course Dick Valentine.

I think the Might Morphin Power Ranges is one of the best series ever produced, and the Power Rangers movie ((1995)) is one of the greatest masterpieces of modern cinema.

I have to many hobbie, ranging from Wannabe videogame programmer, WH40k collector, Interior decorator and of course, Professional womanizer. (( Hay babeh, whats got a dozen tentacles and loves to be watch? ;D My pronz collections.)) <--Works every time, give it a try.
Oh, and horribly tasteless comedian/troll who follows his own bad advice.

And thats about it. Relieving anything more would violate my confidentiality agreement with the Lobster Republic of Freespeech based in Lake Michigan. They dont care about me talking about them, they just dont want me telling to much about myself.
 

manaman

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TheTygerfire said:
Arontala said:
My name is Arontala, and I... Uhhh....

I have a...... a foot fetish?

[sub] Oh god, I'm so nervous. Did I really just say that? ABORT! ABORT! [/sub]
Yes, you did just say that xD Didn't expect people to be THAT open.
Well if we are being that open I have a few things to admit as well...

No foot fetish, but I did once sleep with a lady that was 21 years older then me, at the time twice my age, and I really enjoyed it.

I also prefer cats over dogs.

I once shot a man in reno just to watch him die.

I punched a horse in the face.

I was blown up, and had to walk with a cane for some time after.

Several of these are actually true.
 

SL33TBL1ND

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Nov 9, 2008
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SL33T reporting from all the way over in Aus.

Been on the site since '08 and can't seem to close this damn tab. I've been suspended a few times, each and every time worth it. The most memorable of which was "The Jesus Incident".

I like fps, strategy, stealth and platformer games. As far as music goes I listen to a lot of indie bands from around Cardiff.

In real life I'm just a tad more of dick than I am on here.
 

TacticalAssassin1

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I'm a 17 year old student from Australia, interested in politics, religion and science.
I watch a lot of youtube and like gaming a hell of a lot.
Did I miss anything out?
 

Brutal Peanut

This is so freakin aweso-BLARGH!
Oct 15, 2010
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Vanessa
Female
24
3 dogs and 1 fish
Southern California, U.S.
Married but no ring.
Domestically-inclined.
Gardening, drying, and pickling.
Environmentally conscious.
Picks up trash off the side of the road.
Organic Vegetarian/Vegan majority diet. Omnivorous 1 to 2 meals a week.
Goal weight loss: 100lbs total. 60lbs lost - 40lbs left to lose.
Studying nutrition and weight-loss.
Working out and taking long walks.
PC preference.
Collects posters and game/movie memorabilia.
Stephen King, fantasy, and historical fiction.
Affinity for rainbow vomit avatars.


Ugh...Yeah, that's about it. That'll do.

Not against anyone messaging me or asking questions.
Don't know why anyone would though. My life is really quiet and kind of boring - and that's the way I like it. ^_^
 

Shoggoth2588

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Arontala said:
My name is Arontala, and I... Uhhh....

I have a...... a foot fetish?

[sub] Oh god, I'm so nervous. Did I really just say that? ABORT! ABORT! [/sub]
HA! A comedian is always welcome. [sub][sub]prefer when they stay in the socks[/sub][/sub] But do tell us more of yourself!

kouriichi said:
:D Hello everyone. Im Kouriichi. Im married and have no children, i enjoy long walks on the beach.... in skyrim, loud music played at a moderated level, and building things in minecraft to flaunt my ever-growing stacks of diamond blocks.

My favorite bands/people of all time are:

Gnarls Barkley, Rob Zombie, The Gazette , Ville Valo, Dani Filth, and of course Dick Valentine.

I think the Might Morphin Power Ranges is one of the best series ever produced, and the Power Rangers movie ((1995)) is one of the greatest masterpieces of modern cinema.
Cradle of Filth and The gazettE get me through longer work days. As for MMPR, I know I still have that movie somewhere, it's just a matter of getting to it in the basement.
 

Ruedyn

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I am a 15 year old American boy named Nicholas Alexander Ruedy (thus the username). I like to study theology despite being an atheist, and I like video games (durr) and most other forms of art. I'm tall for my age (6'3) and have a deep voice. I'm very shy IRL. I have 2 dogs. That's about it really.
 

Amberella

Super Sailor Moon
Jan 23, 2010
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Name: Amber Rae Miles
Age: 23
Profile: The fiery redhead with a mood as ever-changing as the direction of the wind. Prone to fits of selfish and single-minded fury, this delicate creature uses her temper to cover up her delicate state and emotions. However there is an emotional side to this being, a side we rarely get to see. She is sweet and sensitive on rare occasions, though will tend to be overzealous in her hunt for approval and in effort to show her love, though she really doesn?t need to.
Amongst her favourite things are romance novels, the soppier and more supernatural the better. She takes a great deal away from them, sometimes to the detriment of her expectations. Another would be anime, specifically Sailor Moon. You can bet if it has the costumed heroine on it then she?ll want it. But by far she adores Tom the most. Everything about him makes her moist in anticipation. Yes, even when he?s pissing her off.

Favourite words: Asshole, mew, sonofabitch
Favourite colour: Amethyst purple


Haha, my fiancé wrote this for me.
 

Unesh52

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:/ Where do I even start? Uh... here's a good place I guess:

CrashBang said:
I graduated university this year with a degree in drama.
...


My favourite bands right now are... Mastodon
Hi! My gf's going for a degree in technical theatre. I always wondered how you "get into" that field. I'm a metal head myself, though I fall more on the heavy metal, thrash, and death metal side of the spectrum. Despite the fact that I know almost none of those other bands, Mastodon really piqued my interest.

I love these guys. Might have something to do with the fact that they're from Atlanta, where I live :D



Maybe you would like Opeth? This album of their is really different from their usual stuff, but it reminds me somewhat of the latest Mastodon album.


Skullkid4187 said:
My life story is on of dark, mysterious, and a horrible middle school. ...I am a thespian( I know what I said) and a member of its society.
Boo middle school! Hooray ITS! *thespian high five* (may contain jazz hands)

OT: Myself? Ok, here we go.

I'm Taylor. I'm 19, going to college at Georgia State University, currently double majoring in Philosophy and Mathematics. I'm a rationalist, which is usually something I like about myself, except I get really condescending around true believers of most if not all stripes, though talking about ghosts and souls (in the metaphysical sense) gets my dander up the most. I also get really pedantic about semantics and grammar which gets on a lot of people's nerves. I also completely lack ambition, so I still have no job or car, and I rarely go above and beyond in school (though I always do well enough for an A or an occasional B). But um... nice things...

I have a girlfriend that I've been dating for 3 years now. Apparently (according to Thundero13) I'm very symmetrical, which I think is good. I have a picture on my profile if you want to check. I'm a brony (you could probably tell that). I'm an atheist (probably inferred that from the rationalist thing...). Politics completely and utterly intimidate me, so I generally avoid them. I like Adventure Time. And metal, particularly thrash (or groove metal - I still don't know what that means exactly, but I like bands that apparently are that), death, and classic heavy metal. I'm a little bisexual, if that makes sense. I get really nervous trying to initiate any kind of social interactions with others, though I desperately crave it, so I don't have a lot of friends, but the ones I do have mean a lot to me.

Oh, and usually my posts are a lot better organized and more cohesive. I've never done this before though and I wasn't sure how to do it, so I just rambled.
 

Issurru

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kouriichi said:
I think the Might Morphin Power Ranges is one of the best series ever produced, and the Power Rangers movie ((1995)) is one of the greatest masterpieces of modern cinema.
Well I may just have some news for you! Check out Netflix. They just got it and I am currently watching it :p

OT (Since I should probably post something else other than completely 100% useful information to everyone)

Hi i'm Issurru, my name is Riley Mann (yeah, yeah get all the Women jokes out of your system while you can. I'm pretty sure I heard them all growing up). I am 21 years old, I have been around here for a little bit longer than my profile actually states since I lurk a lot more than I actually post. I currently Live in Leduc, Alberta (I say currently because I've been moving around a lot at my new job as a floor layer). I actually come from a small town in Saskatchewan called Lanigan.

My routine so far is Work, play games and sleep. Nothing really else to do out here since i'm a rather shy person (to the point of being completely anti-social) But after awhile I come out of my shell and am a really nice guy. Until you get to know me then I become a jerk :p I also procrastinate like crazy as well as I am very unmotivated and a terrible conversationalist (you probably can't comprehend how bad I am at making general conversation :p)

I originally wanted to go to University for Game Design as well as cooking, but after moving to Lloydminster to be closer to my Girlfriend of almost 4 years now I decided to take this job in hopes of actually going somewhere other than nowhere (spent the last 4 years working in grocery stores to "save money" which never happened.)

If you have any questions or want to add me as a friend feel free to shoot me a PM or just add me, I'll try and respond as quick as I can but my busy schedule might prevent me for a little while :p
 

Stravant

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May 14, 2011
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I sit at home all day and play Battlefield 3, and make 3d animations.

This is all you need to know.

Because that is literally all I do.

Over the Christmas holidays I left my house a grand total of ONCE, and that was to stock up on more junk food to eat while playing Battlefield 3 and making 3d animations.

Yes I know it's sad but I have nothing better to do.
 

guidance

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Dec 9, 2010
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I'm Greg, my username was the first name I could think of when rushing to log into starcraft 2 for the first time. I'm going to UBC studying engineering, 18 going to be 19 in April. Uh thats pretty much it, I play video games but thats kind of obvious, I also like to build robots. Oh and I've been here since 2007 but only made an account recently because I'm not very social and didn't see much of a point.
 

xshadowscreamx

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Dec 21, 2011
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im new and fresh to the site. yatzees reviews are golden, thats how i found this site
21/male
video games- cant pick a fav
comics-the dark tower
movies-the warriors (1979)
tv-dexter
music-my chemical romance
giutuir practicer
anime-HELLSING ultimate

i think my nerd card is valid here

latly i have been getting into some messed up movie's (a new obsession of mine)

. im going to be a librarian worker. i will be around most things i like
 

Risingblade

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I'm Risingblade and this feels like gradeschool all over again, I really really hate introductions, bleh I'm a guy with a weakness for cute things and violent nature so nice to meet ya ;D
 

xshadowscreamx

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Risingblade said:
I'm Risingblade and this feels like gradeschool all over again, I really really hate introductions, bleh I'm a guy with a weakness for cute things and violent nature so nice to meet ya ;D
sounds like my brother
 

Unesh52

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Chapper said:
I'm also quite the metalhead. Got my ticket to see Metallica live in Oslo in May already, so yeah.

Well, to be fair, I've heard Hetfield's voice is completely shot by now. A friend of mine saw them a while back and he said it wasn't all that great. (Though Metallica's been his favorite band since he was still learning to count, so he had a blast.)

TheDarkEricDraven said:
I'm Eric Melinbone Draven!...Kind of. Not my birth name, but I hate my 3/4ths of my family and practically all of my past, so I like my new name better. I'm legally changing it sometime when I am 18. I'm currently 15 years of age, and am bisexual, androgyne, and a pagan. I'm emo, and goth, and play Dungeons and Dragons, along with a myriad of other geeky stuff.
You know, there's just no getting around it. I need to at least try to talk to you. You probably don't remember me, but back when I perused the R&P board looking for theists on whom to work out my issues with Baptist Christianity (not my best time, mind you), I had a series of debates and discussion with you about your belief in the thunder god Raijin (forgive my spelling if it's wrong). Your reasoning and criterion of truth baffled me, and every once in a while, I still think back to my conversations with you. I'm not trying to criticize you, I'm just saying that I don't agree with the way you think, and I can't seem to get you out of my head for whatever reason. Maybe it's just that your belief was so unusual. Maybe it's the distinctive avatar, or your name is just easy to remember. I don't know. But I keep considering making some kind of contact with you, for what purpose I am not sure, and that's what I'm doing now.

Hi.