Introducing: me

[hardlymotivated]

Quite an impressive post count you've managed to rack up in a few days.

 

[Contun]

Hello. I am Contun. People 'round these parts see me as a father figure. I get asked everyday for advice and guidance, it feels nice that I can make a difference in the lives of so many young people.
Yeaaaaah.... That's a complete lie. But I'm an OK guy I 'spose. I don't have any enemies here so I'll take that as a good sign. Also, I like making people lose the Game. >
Anyway, welcome the the Escapist. Enjoy your stay and enjoy your complimentary cookie.

Spoiler: Who doesn't like cookies?

I'll tell you who: Communists. Dang Commies...

 

[no oneder]

I still didn't pick up boy/girl from the description but i'm gonna roll with... girl? Mainly because of the profile picture.

Yes. I am a girl. And sexual ambiguity is wrong.

Thank bejeebus I was really scared you might have been one of those genderless gothy kids for a minute and I might have upset you. This does come as a huge relief

... Not to say that you don't look like a girl or anything... I've allready screwed it up again

Quite.

 

[no oneder]

Quite an impressive post count you've managed to rack up in a few days.

Thanks! Quite an achievement, yeah.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

*snip*

I'm liking you already. And why is it you've been here all of THREE days and is already more popular than me?! *sniff sniff*

And you can speak four languages as well! I only can speak three, English Mandarin and Gibberish.

Can I at least have some candy corn? =D

 

[no oneder]

Hello. I am Contun. People 'round these parts see me as a father figure. I get asked everyday for advice and guidance, it feels nice that I can make a difference in the lives of so many young people.
Yeaaaaah.... That's a complete lie. But I'm an OK guy I 'spose. I don't have any enemies here so I'll take that as a good sign. Also, I like making people lose the Game. >
Anyway, welcome the the Escapist. Enjoy your stay and enjoy your complimentary cookie.

Spoiler: Who doesn't like cookies?

I'll tell you who: Communists. Dang Commies...

Oh! More cookie! Give!

 

[dylan99952]

I almost forgot. Now that I'm your sidekick you have become at least my 23rd favorite person on the internet

 

[Scarecrow]

Welcome to the jungle.

 

[no oneder]

*snip*

I'm liking you already. And why is it you've been here all of ONE day and is already more popular than me?! *sniff sniff*

And you can speak four languages as well! I only can speak three, English Mandarin and Gibberish.

Can I at least have some candy corn? =D

Yeah! Multi-lingual y'all!
Sorry about the popularity contest, but seriously, I'm no poseur.
I like you too, because you like me.
And sorry again, but as much as I'd like to give you candy corn, I still haven't been elected. In fact I don't even know when preliminaries are!!! So I can't give you any of the states candy corn, or fix ObamaCare.

 

[no oneder]

I almost forgot. Now that I'm your sidekick you have become at least my 23rd favorite person on the internet

Presidential candidate by day, crime fighter by night. Kennedy Sloan kicks ass as [insert super hero name here]. Guarded by her trusted sidekick.. uhm... err... what's your name again kid?

 

[hardlymotivated]

Word to the wise: some people on these forums (true for any forum, really) become irritated when people become forum celebrities or internet celebrities or however you want to put it. Try not to become "that guy" / "that girl" with whom everybody likes to pretend to associate, because it just becomes grating after a while.

Or perhaps I'm just a grumpy lurker.

 

[dylan99952]

The name's Dylan but I don't know my sidekick name. I guess cookie boy will do.

 

[no oneder]

Hello. I am Contun. People 'round these parts see me as a father figure. I get asked everyday for advice and guidance, it feels nice that I can make a difference in the lives of so many young people.
Yeaaaaah.... That's a complete lie. But I'm an OK guy I 'spose. I don't have any enemies here so I'll take that as a good sign. Also, I like making people lose the Game. >
Anyway, welcome the the Escapist. Enjoy your stay and enjoy your complimentary cookie.

Spoiler: Who doesn't like cookies?

I'll tell you who: Communists. Dang Commies...

Oh! More cookie! Give!

*finishes eating cookie, and burps*
Thanks daddy!

 

[no oneder]

Welcome to the jungle.

You've got fun and games?

 

[irequirefood]

Welcome to the world! I wish I had enough things to put on a page to make myself sound interesting...

Question time: Do you have a cup of insanity with you, and if so, is there any chance I could have some?

Yes that question makes no sense.

EDIT: I am ashamed that you have more posts than I do already...

 

[no oneder]

Welcome to the world! I wish I had enough things to put on a page to make myself sound interesting...

Question time: Do you have a cup of insanity with you, and if so, is there any chance I could have some?

Yes that question makes no sense.

EDIT: I am ashamed that you have more posts than I do already...

So I hear you require food. Is that just a slogan, or are those actual instructions?

 

[Asturiel]

Well it will be interesting as to how you find your place in the community, right now things are all nice but it will wear off in a few days.

Enjoy your stay none the less.

 

[Jackhorse]

This really makes me want to make one of these now but i'm currently in a paranoid state after watching a horror movie at two in the morning and not trusting anyone further then I can throw them one handed while they were weighed down by several sandbags and lead weights.

 

[no oneder]

This really makes me want to make one of these now but i'm currently in a paranoid state after watching a horror movie at two in the morning and not trusting anyone further then I can throw them one handed while they were weighed down by several sandbags and lead weights.

Are you trying to profit off my success as a thread maker? Not cool.

 

[Jackhorse]

I only arrived a week before you anyway. No harm intended consider it flattery for a god thread idea.