Invasion

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Who and what woud you take with you on your mission to conquer the galaxy and rid it of the disgusting aliens and heretical scum?
What would you do when you conquered the galaxy?
I would bring the death star, loads of jedi, a legion of space marines, holy fire, a magic sword, power armour and chuck norris. Also lots of hookers for entertainment No one could stop me.
Then i would proclaim myself god and destroy planets based on the roll of a dice
Purge the alien with fire and sword

This is a discussion i have had many times with friens but they lack the imagination of you fine people and i am bored and have nothing else to do XD

 

[El Poncho]

Your packing heavy there I will go for mario on the back of chuck norris since mario has some experience of the galaxy

 

[TheMatt]

Condoms! Space bitches ya'll, what what?

Now that I re-read that and remember I am not 17, it's really not that funny... I'm gonna leave it though... cause.. well... I don;t know...

 

[brokenfingers666]

i would bring the planet killer, an emperor class titan (whoop go 40k nerd) the tanith 1st, a legion of zombies, 8 big daddys ( with little sisters) gordon freeman, a leigion of leman russ demolishers, Eddie, fuckloads of beer, chimaira, psychostick, fivefinger death punch, fightstar, slipknot, and a beautiful young lady.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Myself. Wouldn't want to forget that guy. Even though he is an asswhole

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Me. That's all we need.

I'd list my equipment, but I'm lazy.

 

[Heart]

Just me and the four horsemen of the Apocalypse.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Half a Brick in a Sock, a Spaceship made out of a Volkswagen Camper Van and a lovely towel.

As for my army: Stephen Fry, Ross Kemp and James May, fufilling the roles of Brains, Brawn and Head-Engineer. I'll mainly stick to strategy and spinning around in my Captain's chair.

 

[War Penguin]

A Death Star, Master Chief, loads of money, and some weed.
That's all I need.

 

[MasterSqueak]

God.

 

[A Raging Emo]

Gordon Freeman, Master Chief, Niko Bellic, 9001 Big Daddys, Three Dog and a Spy.

I would also make a bridge just like on the Starship Enterprise. But I would make the Captain's chair swivel around, and the comupters and various technological devices wouldn't sexplode and throw everyone to the ground at the first sign of an enemy ship.