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Sizzle Montyjing

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Go on, invent a gun.
I have.
It fires flaming pigs with blenders on their back.
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what?
 

CM156_v1legacy

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TheDarkEricDraven said:
A gun that makes people want to have sex with the user. I wouldn't use it, of course, that would be a horrific break of ethics. Selling it, however...
Capitalism ho!

OT: A gun that shoots flaming kittens at a person's face.

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What? I HATE kittens.
 

Landrius

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A gun which upon firing lodges the most disturbing image possible for the target into his/her head for the rest of the week, based upon the recipient's own definition of disturbing of course.

It would be a frightening thing indeed.
 

neonsword13-ops

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Mar 28, 2011
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A gun that shoots a terrible, catchy toons at people and the toons will stay in your head for one day. Every shot is a differnet toon.

I can only see chaos.
 

MrJKapowey

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A SAN launcher - It's like a Javelin in shape, but when you pull the trigger, the hatch on the front opens and Nyan Cat comes out and flies after whatever plane/chopper you designated as a target.
 

TAGM

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A gun that makes its own ammo.
What? Sure, exploding shotguns and flaming cats are all well and good, but really, something with infinate ammo is a lot more pratical.
Either that, or one that shoots sharpened DVD disks.
Or maybe one that shoots hats with sharpened blades inside them a-la Oddjob.
Or, how about a gun that shoots memes?
 

Clipper

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A Heisenberg Gun.

It shoots concentrated Heisenberg Particles, effectively shooting any object in existence. It's as probable to shoot a globe at your enemy as it is to shoot a fish tank.
 

Griffolion

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Sizzle Montyjing said:
Go on, invent a gun.
I have.
It fires flaming pigs with blenders on their back.
...
what?
I've always had an idea for a gun. I call it the DASAR (Double Action Security Assault Rifle).

Basically, I honestly don't know how it would work, but the gun can fire two types of rounds. It will have standard 5.56mm rounds for lethal force, but will also fire tranquilliser darts from another magazine/feeding mechanism elsewhere on the gun.

It will only fire when it and it's user are electronically authorised to do so by a central command, even then, central command can authorise tranquillisers only. Or, if the need arises, switch to lethal rounds.

In this case, it can be used by both domestic security forces and by the military.
 

Gaiseric

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I'd make a modern Le Mat.

Come up with a single shot attachment to fit under the frame of a pistol or if I need to build it into the frame for durability.

or

A chainsaw flamethrower.
 

Sir Boss

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A sound gun, It shoots high pressure/amplitude sound waves, breaking morale, and unit cohesion.
Yes, I have no ethics.
 

Sizzle Montyjing

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Sir Boss said:
A sound gun, It shoots high pressure/amplitude sound waves, breaking morale, and unit cohesion.
Yes, I have no ethics.
Or you could shoot slinkies at the enemy.
Either way works fine.
 

Nouw

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A gun that fire explosive, nuclear rounds. Not original but very effective.