Invent a Quick-Time Event!

[Kollega]

Sometimes, inspiration strikes without warning. Idea for that thread is the case.

Basically: if you were in charge of some game's development and had to include quick-time events, you would make a player press X to... do what? Would you try to improve the system, or make it as ridiculous as possible?

I, personally, would implement the following ones:

Press X to football-kick that demo package into warehouse full of ammunition, then duck and cover!
Press X to shoot the helicopter down with a railgun while flying backwards and get recoil-boosted towards the cliff!
Press X to spread peanut butter over your sandwich while dodging random missiles!
Press X to climb onto 60-metre tall robot, then plasma-weld the lock off, open the hatch, and empty a crate of grenades down the hatch!

[HEADING=3]And be inventive, people! Like me.[/HEADING]

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Press X to breakdance.

That's all I need, for it would make me happy.

 

[Scylla6]

Hit X to avoid new gaming innovation!

 

[jtr477]

Press X to annnoy self, get depressed and commit suicide

 

[Captain Schpack]

Press X to pull out. Or DOn't if you want stay with this bint for a good 20ish years. Don't miss it.

 

[brodie21]

press x to not die! oops, you didnt press x, dont worry, vinnie will be there in a jiffy to rectify that. enjoy your cement shoes!

 

[Kollega]

press x to not die! oops, you didnt press x, dont worry, vinnie will be there in a jiffy to rectify that. enjoy your cement shoes!

Hah hah hah! That's pretty funny!

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

Press O to throw a Pigeon Grenade

 

[SpaceSpork]

Press B to deny that you'll have to press T.

 

[AvsJoe]

Press X to eat baguette! Good job!
Press O to chew! Congratulations!
Press triangle to swallow! You did it!
Press X to not choke! ...you failed.

Go back to last save point? Oops, you have never saved your game.

Go back to title screen? y/n

EDIT: This topic would be more at home in Forum Games rather than Gaming Discussion.

 

[veloper]

Press O to crash the game.

 

[Dok Zombie]

Press Ctrl+C to make all your minions cheer.

 

[Kollega]

EDIT: This topic would be more at home in Forum Games rather than Gaming Discussion.

Maybe. But in there, it would just be lost due to the pile-on of EPIC threads.

Better than yet another "[insert game here] VS [insert another one here]", at least.


And another one: press X to summon a drunk Lombax. Then run for your life.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Press X to put you're right leg in, press square to take you're right leg out...

 

[A Raging Emo]

Press RB to PM a Mod to move this to Forum Games!

Press X to put you're right leg in, press square to take you're right leg out...

Press Y to Shake it all About!

 

[fletch_talon]

As I posted in the story about the lack of a Twilight game.
Twilight the Game PS3: Gameplay transcript.
Press X to pine for Edward.
Press Square to kiss Edward.
Press Triangle to run your hand down Edward's trousers.
Press Triangle to enter a legally binding contract to convert to the Mormon faith
Press X to abstain from sex until marriage.

 

[Ultrazerglings]

press any button to win game!

 

[XJ-0461]

Press R1 to press L2 to press X to not die.

 

[mokachill]

press triange to not die... that'l mess with them