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Mistermixmaster

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It's a First Person action game where you have to alternate between the R2/L2 to walk/run (depending on how fast you alternate said buttons, too fast and you'll fall face first and loose some health!). You also have to press R1/L1 to inhale/exhale! If you survive being shot you might have to dig out the bullet first, stop the bleeding/disinfect and all that and put a bandaid on, which will then allow you to regen a small amount of health as the wound heals (in real time). You also have to press X to blink your eyes, the directional buttons are used to turn your character because the analog sticks controls your characters left and right arm respectively. Square and Circle allows you to lean to the left and right, while Triangle changes your stance between standing to crouching position. R3/L3 are used in self defence against melee attacks (but still drain some of your health, as it hurts your arms!).

The plot of the game? To discover who framed you for the murder of the U.S. president! (Meaning pretty much everyone is after you, and no, you do not get any firearms as they wouldn't help you prove your innocence!)

Man, this game would be GREAT! xD
 
badgersprite

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Please Your Nagging Grandmother!

This game offers a wide variety of exciting game modes, including:

* "Wear the sweater she bought you for your birthday (and explain to her why you didn't wear the other one)!"

* "Drive her to her doctor, staying at least ten miles under the speed limit!"

* "Squirm your way through a phone call about why you haven't been to visit lately!"

* "Survive an hour of listening to her complain about what's wrong with your generation!"

* "Challenge mode: try to get through an entire conversation without doing anything to disappoint her about how much you've shamed the family!"

* "Try to explain video games to her, even as she rails against them as a tool of Satan!"

* "Hide all your friends who are a different ethnicity/religion to her!"

Game of the year? Or game of the CENTURY?
 
Something Amyss

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Sim Elephant inseminator. It is your job to procure semen and impregnate elephants.

Roadie Hero: Controller is a 200 pound amp stack you carry around.

The Game: The Game: At the title screen, you press start. The game opens up to show your character sitting on a couch playing a game. Your character presses start to open up to show your character watch watch his character playing a game. Press start to....
 
CD-R

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ayuri said:
An fps where you play with three characters where you have to switch perspectives from the three and they all must survive or they all die. split second precision and very similar enemies like in HL1.
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I think you just described Brute Force. And possibly Daikintana minus the perspective switching.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brute_Force_%28video_game%29
 
Mr.PlanetEater

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A game where the AI is a sadistic bastard, and laughs at your failure and telegraphs it right in your face about how much pleasure they get. Also based on progress the loading screen will have varying degrees of taunting your utter failure to play something as simple as a 3D plat former, if you die more then 3 times in one stage the game shuts off and if you try to restart it anytime short then a week later there will just be a black screen that says,

"You're too much of a pussy to play this, click this link to play something easier"
at which point you get redirected to Farmville or some other Zynga crap.

I call it;
"The development team's parents didn't love them."
 
soren7550

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Mine will be A Day With My Brother. The premise is you have to spend 24 real world hours around my younger brother.

Here's the story: You're stuck in an apartment with my younger brother for 24 hours. You can't leave the apartment because the windows won't budge and the doorknob for the only door out of the apartment has broke. My brother decides to spend his day (as he spends all his days) playing the X-Box Live. Now, being the rage and hate filled child he is, he will start screaming at 200 decibels and hurling objects everywhere for the duration of his time on the X-Box, which is all day long. You can't get him to shut up, you can't go to a part of the apartment where you can't hear him because those don't exist, and any action you take will cause my younger brother to scream bloody murder at you for making him lag and 'lose as a ************' as he so kindly puts it. If you ask him to quiet down or to stop trying to throw the 360 out the window, he will proceed to lunge at you and try to snap your neck and break your face on every available surface.
But watch out! If you decide to disconnect the X-Box Live, he will be upon you in a matter of seconds with a number of knives that his idiotic mother lets him have and he will go on to brutally murder your ass.
A Day With My Brother contains hours upon hours of unique and unaltered audio recorded straight from my brother's mouth, and my younger brother's character is greatly detailed, from his pimple covered face, to his glazed over psycho eyes and even his tense bent over posture.

A Day With My Brother, try it now for free!
 
soren7550

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LordNue said:
A game where your character is a paraplegic midget. One analog stick will make him push one wheel of his wheelchair and the other makes him push the other wheel. The entire game consists of slowly trying to maneuver your way around non-handicap accessible locations before pressing the sue button.
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I don't know why, but this one is making me laugh so hard.
 
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