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Brotherofwill

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In original game structure there's often a sidekick that travels along the main hero like in Banjo Kazooie.

What would be your ideal sidekick?
 

khaimera

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But seriously. It would have to be a penguin that is armed with a grenade launcher, a sick immature sense of humor, and a neverending supply of plasma grenades. I just love those things.
 

Amnestic

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A big fuckoff dragon.

Just to go against all the recent cases of having small furry animals as companions.
 

lvl9000_woot

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I'd have some type of shadow-partner that I can summon. He'd mimic anything I can do and stuff like that.
 

khaimera

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TheNamlessGuy said:
An unlimited health potion.

Do I win yet?
Win what? The oddest sidekick ever award. A walking health potion? Hopefully he doesn't accidently trip, break his glass body, and spill out his infinite liquid.
 

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khaimera said:
TheNamlessGuy said:
An unlimited health potion.

Do I win yet?
Win what? The oddest sidekick ever award. A walking health potion? Hopefully he doesn't accidently trip, break his glass body, and spill out his infinite liquid.
Flood the world with health potion! FLOOD IT!
 

Ironic Pirate

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Someone that screws up royally whenever I need to draw attention away from how bad I just screwed up.
 

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TheNamlessGuy said:
khaimera said:
Win what? The oddest sidekick ever award. A walking health potion? Hopefully he doesn't accidently trip, break his glass body, and spill out his infinite liquid.
Win the thread.

And no, not walking.
An diamond-cased potion of never ending health potion
Not so much on the thread win. But who the hell am I to judge? I dont think I've ever won a thread, I have lost them though.

I don't think sidekicks should be objects. Then your shoes in said game would also be your sidekick. So would your eyebrows. So would your, okay I'll stop.

I just thought about how awesome eyebrows would be as a sidekick. I just won the thread now, sucka. lol
 

Bladecatcher

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A 19th century London orphan, complete with the cute accent and dirt all over his face. His name would be Oliver and he would be delightfully cheerful, despite his unfortunate circumstances; and because of this, he would be strangely invincible. That way, when a dangerous situation arises (preferably one having something to do with large, pointy machinery), I can quite literally throw him in the middle of it with absolutely no regard to his health.
"Oh no!", I would say, "The amulet has fallen right in the middle of the two slowly moving gears in the middle of the Disembowelulator!"
"Don't worry, Sir!" said an all too chipper Oliver in his delightful cockney accent, "I'll scurry righ down in there an fech it for ya, righ quicker then a cat in a butcher shoppe! Tally Ho, then!"
 

oddball121

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mine would be a small monkey who flings explosive poop at my enemies.
his name would be leftennant poopy and he would serve me loyaly.
if he existed that is.
 

BENZOOKA

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A dog! Definitely. Kind of like the Mabari in DA:O or
Dogmeat in Fallout 3