Invent your sidekick

[Da Joz]

An iguana that wears a fez.

 

[spacecowboy86]

a humming bird who can spawn items like health and ammo

 

[Skuffyshootster]

A talking human skull with a wry sense of humor.

 

[T3h Merc]

As small boy named Stiny who fetches me danishes. Aw yeah. Also he'd carry around my boot polish and extra snacks.

 

[lodo_bear]

A talking shovel that speaks wisdom in Shakespearean style and serves as a deadly weapon in my hands (reference [http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/m/mystmen.htm#shoveler]).

 

[Redratson]

My faithful dog that can magically carry food, ammo, and other random supplies.

 

[sean.A7x]

A flying giraffe on roller skates