Irn Bru!

[UrieHusky]

After spending a week cleaning up a burnt house, this should be a fun way to unwind for the next few hours ^_^ thanks!

 

[Richardplex]

Daystar should get his own forum subsection, so we never miss these threads...

I've never had it, but I have seen it. I shall try it the next time I meander over to the supermarket.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Daystar should get his own forum subsection, so we never miss these threads...

I've never had it, but I have seen it. I shall try it the next time I meander over to the supermarket.

We should call it the Highway to the Daystar Zone!

 

[miketehmage]

Having tried most common American soft drinks such as root beer mountain dew and orange soda. I have to say cousins, they pale in comparison to irn bru. It is by far the best drink on the face of the planet. However if it's flat it tastes awful, but that's okay because it tastes so great when fizzy that you'll drink it al before it goes flat.

Fun fact: my doctor said it is an evil drink.

 

[RoonMian]

Damn, I'm late to the party...

But better late than never... I give you Germany's ambrosia:

Spoiler

 

[Yosato]

You'll all be glad to know. . . I'M DRINKING IT RIGHT NOW!

 

[AgentLampshade]

I think I'm the only Scottish person on the planet who doesn't like the stuff. Tastes like two angry people fighting.

 

[SwimmingRock]

See?

And cows never lie.

Never.

I have never had the supreme privilege of trying Irn Bru, as it's not available in my country and I can't afford to take a trip to Scotland. However, I feel it is of the utmost importance that I contact you, brother Clarion, to warn you of grave danger. Having grown up on a farm and known many animals (not known in the Bibilical sense, ofcourse. I don't fuck animals. I just talk to them and they talk back) I must warn you that the cows have you fooled.

Don't misunderstand. Cows are neither evil nor intentionally deceitful. However, being an inherently lazy species, they will always take the path of least resistance in conversation. This involves lying, half-truths or saying what the other wants to hear simply to avoid arguments. They won't even bother putting in the effort to go to a library and research a topic of discussion. They'll just wing it and make up whatever sounds plausible or pleasing to their conversational partners ear.

Dogs can be trusted. Sheep slightly less so as they are not malicious, but tend to have a hidden agenda. Cows are simply untrustworthy. To their credit, though, they're nowhere near the levels of pure evil caged in the flesh-bags we call horses. Fuck horses.

 

[F'Angus]

I agree, Irn Bru is the bomb... my bin is full of empty Irn Bru bottles .

 

[Dessembrae]

When you think of Scotland, what comes to mind first?

Kilts?

Sean Connery?

Haggis?

What comes to my mind is Sean Connery wearing a kilt while eating a haggis and drinking Irn Bru.

Scottish enough? ;P

 

[Trotgar]

That stuff is very scarcely available in where I live, which saddens me greatly (it's also a lot more expensive here, but that doesn't matter, it's always worth the price).

Seriously, the next time I'll be visiting Scotland I shall be bringing lots of that stuff back with me.

Also, this thread is awesome. Except it made me yearn for Irn Bru again.

Damn you, Daystar!

 

[Ambitiousmould]

i actually could never imagine living in an area deprived of Irn Bru, isn't that like against human rights or something? i think a charity is on order. a charity to provide people with the Bru the world over.

 

[Garfy]

Irn Bru has to be drunk quickly, it's divine power fades fast and flat it's awful.

What amazing British food is next? I suggest pickled onion Monster Munch.

 

[Superior Mind]

If the only liquid produce you drink from Scotland isn't scotch whisky then you're wasting everybody's time. Now fuck off.

 

[RustlessPotato]

Don't be mad because of the snip !
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Mr. Clarion, I search your wisdom and inquire information about this Bru. It sounds like it is a beverage casted straight down from the gods, It looks like pure energy from the Sun! Releasing this to the unprepared world surely will cause it to collapse, no ?

Oh how I long to taste this Bru, but I fear it would be to much for my weak mortal body. Surely only the Chosen Ones could stomach the Bru. If only I could, if only I could. How does one expose themselves to the Bru for the first time and be sure it will not kill them ?

 

[Robert Ewing]

Irn Bru is Scotlands single greatest export, next to whiskey, and those fake ginger sideburns.

 

[The Funslinger]

Daystar I think you'll find this is the greatest beverage in the omniverse, Irn Bru's retarded cousin that is sweat from the pits of Lucifer himself.

RED KOLA

The Anti-Bru has reared it's ugly head.

Prepare yourselves men...

It's cheaper than Irn Bru by one pence *Evil laugh*

Is it anything like Big Red? Because I'd like to put that up as America's entry in the nectar of the gods contest. It may not be as well known as most coke, pepsi, or heck, Royal Crown products, but who can say no to bubblegum flavored soda?

I really want to try that...

 

[Lethos]

It's disgusting D:
It tastes too damn sugary.

 

[Baneat]

Irn Bru? IRN BRU? [HEADING=1]IRN BRU???[/HEADING]

What is this, the peasant forum? Take your filthy commoner drink and get out of my sight you mangy curs! No true man of class would ever be caught quenching their thirst on such a lowly beverage!

It's not a class, it's the drink of the proletariat! Basically, if there's a white van in scotland without at least an empty glass bottle of irn bru kicking about, then it hasn't been sold yet. To be honest, I think buying a ford transit comes with glass bottles.