Irrefutable laws of suck
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Every time you are waiting for a bus and light a cigarette, after 2~3 smokes, it will be there. Even if you waited for a half an hour before that.
If you go out on an overcast day and mean to bring your umbrella but dont then it WILL DEFINITELY RAIN.
Also, if you carefully avoid stepping on cracks in the pavement you will walk into things/people because you weren't looking.
Also, if you carefully avoid stepping on cracks in the pavement you will walk into things/people because you weren't looking.
If you're about to miss the train, it leaves earlier.
If you're well on time, it leaves about 10 minutes later.
People of the train/bus corporations make your bus always leave the same minute as the train you're in arrives. I bet Usain Bolt would still mis his bus.
If you're well on time, it leaves about 10 minutes later.
People of the train/bus corporations make your bus always leave the same minute as the train you're in arrives. I bet Usain Bolt would still mis his bus.
If thers a uni assignment that involves groupwork, I'm the guy who gets paired with a team comprising the most incopetent useless people the lecturers could find, and that they'll garuntee me a fail that ill have to make up for on my own.
The guy whos failed this course 3 times already. The girl whos doing another uni course and just took this one coz she thought it would be a lol to see if she could get it done on the side. The people who refuse to do any work or communicate outside of class. The people who mean well but just dont have what it takes to do the simplest of tasks.
Every. Ball-wrenching. Time.
The guy whos failed this course 3 times already. The girl whos doing another uni course and just took this one coz she thought it would be a lol to see if she could get it done on the side. The people who refuse to do any work or communicate outside of class. The people who mean well but just dont have what it takes to do the simplest of tasks.
Every. Ball-wrenching. Time.
I can relate to that.gertmenkel said:
Once as a giant "fuck you" by the bus (or so i thought) i waited 10 minutes at the stop, thought the bus must not be going on that hour, but as soon as i had walked far enough from the bus-stop, the bus came.
In my mind's eye, i think instead of the bus i saw the trollface saying "problem?"
OT: Whenever you pass on going to an event with some friends, something amazing happens to them.
Nothing that amazing happens when you're around.
In college if your professor is running late, the minute you(the class) actually decide to leave is the minute the professor shows up, doesn't matter if you wait ten minutes or an hour.
There needs to be an extension to that rule...Anjel said:
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.
Rule 35?: If there is porn of it, one of your friends will send it to you on your phone for a laugh just in time for your girlfriend to see it.
Other than that... If something seems to got to be true, it probably is.
If you have two vehicles, with the intent that if one breaks down the other can cover for it, they will break within 24 hours of each other. And the parts won't be available for weeks. Even though said vehicles will run perfectly fine for many months and thousands of miles either side of these incidents.
Three times, now, with a different pair each time (old car and slightly newer car, that second car and a small van, a third car and a bike). That's not coincidence or bad luck.
Three times, now, with a different pair each time (old car and slightly newer car, that second car and a small van, a third car and a bike). That's not coincidence or bad luck.