Irrefutable laws of suck

[ReservoirAngel]

If you wake up with an annoying itch, your day will suck. Horribly.

Sounds weird, but I've found this to be true.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

I had a set of irrefutable laws, but a girl I met during the zombie apocalypse taught me to disregard them and live in the moment...also I founded Facebook...not really sure how those two things relate to each other...

 

[Zergadooful]

When you are almost done getting collectibles, your save WILL be corrupted. No exceptions.

 

[FarleShadow]

Probability is blind. No matter how many times you try, you still have the same chance as the first go. Except you'll be poorer for it.

 

[tigermilk]

Every time you are waiting for a bus and light a cigarette, after 2~3 smokes, it will be there. Even if you waited for a half an hour before that.

Hmm... Seriously considering starting smoking so I never have to wait long for a bus.

 

[Leemaster777]

When making a prediction, You are only right or wrong when the outcome is not in your favor

Fuck, that one I can relate to. Sometimes I walk into work and I just get a sudden realization, "Today is going to suck, isn't it?". I'm usually right.

Also, here's a good one:

"Whatever you buy today will be on sale tomorrow."

 

[FalloutJack]

A really good time will often be offset by a really bad one later.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

If your portable gaming device gives you the "low battery" message (albeit a straight up message, a change in the color of a light, or the famous one bar left), the game WILL quit when you are at a suspenseful or important part.

 

[Artina89]

In college if your professor is running late, the minute you(the class) actually decide to leave is the minute the professor shows up, doesn't matter if you wait ten minutes or an hour.

That has happened more than once to me, and I find it really irritating as it is usually for the most stupid reason, the most common one being "I forgot I had a lecture today". Come on. If I and several other students knew we had a lecture, surely they must have an idea too.

So yeah. That is indeed one of the irrefutable laws of suck.

 

[VanityGirl]

In college if your professor is running late, the minute you(the class) actually decide to leave is the minute the professor shows up, doesn't matter if you wait ten minutes or an hour.

That is the truest statement I've ever read. -_-"

 

[Grunt_Man11]

If you have two vehicles, with the intent that if one breaks down the other can cover for it, they will break within 24 hours of each other. And the parts won't be available for weeks. Even though said vehicles will run perfectly fine for many months and thousands of miles either side of these incidents.

Three times, now, with a different pair each time (old car and slightly newer car, that second car and a small van, a third car and a bike). That's not coincidence or bad luck.

In addition, if you compliment your car on being "reliable," then something on it will break within a week's time, or less.

 

[No_Remainders]

If your internet is acting up, any mention of how it should be fine will immediately cause it to drop all connections.

 

[Laser Priest]

Someone you know is ready to one up you on your achievements even if they did nothing better or on your horrible day even if their day wasn't any worse.

 

[badgersprite]

When you've ordered a movie you're really keen to see, the DVD will only finally arrive at the store once you've already seen it and no longer want it.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

me having fun is always followed with pain, for me or others

 

[Qtoy]

If you have a great morning, the day will continue to be great and then take a nosedive, and vice versa. Just had one of the former.
Also, if you let a friend tour your world unsupervised in Minecraft, he or she WILL get blown up by a creeper in a location they won't remember and respawn before you can see where it was. You think I would've learned after the second time.

 

[Randomologist]

If thers a uni assignment that involves groupwork, I'm the guy who gets paired with a team comprising the most incopetent useless people the lecturers could find, and that they'll garuntee me a fail that ill have to make up for on my own.

The guy whos failed this course 3 times already. The girl whos doing another uni course and just took this one coz she thought it would be a lol to see if she could get it done on the side. The people who refuse to do any work or communicate outside of class. The people who mean well but just dont have what it takes to do the simplest of tasks.

Every. Ball-wrenching. Time.

Agreed entirely. Out of my team of six, only one person aside myself turned up with a competent part for our presentation. Three of them weren't even there. Happily, they were each disqualified

Also, when you bring the washing in from the line, and leave it on the side: There WILL be a cat kipped on it as soon as you're out of sight.