Irrefutable laws of suck

[th155]

If your portable gaming device gives you the "low battery" message (albeit a straight up message, a change in the color of a light, or the famous one bar left), the game WILL quit when you are at a suspenseful or important part.

That's because usually those parts of a game usually need the most processing power, and so draw more power, which leads to a higher chance of power-offs in those areas

 

[Tentickles]

Really bad things come in 3's.

The dog will always bark the second you're almost asleep.

 

[Sacman]

Rule 34... no exceptions.

But Rule 34 gets balanced out by Rule 63... kinda...<.<

 

[Ironic Pirate]

If you really want to watch/play/read something, just before you do so, someone will spoil it for you.

On a similar note, when reading or watching a review, there will be a major spoiler right after you decide you want to w/p/r whatever was being reviewed.

 

[MrMrAwesom]

When making a prediction, You are only right or wrong when the outcome is not in your favor

YOU STOLE MINE!!
that would be mine... anything I can say someone else already will have... wait scroll up to see

 

[paranoidhalfbreed]

The law of 50/50/90. If ever you are presented with a 50/50 shot to get something right, 90% of the time you will choose wrong.

 

[MrMrAwesom]

She is:
A) Not single
B) Far, far too good for you.

When you put extra work into allowing for unforseen circumstances, everything will be go smoothly. The one time you don't bust your ass to allow for said circumstances, they will happen.

Story of my life... on all three

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

The more precautions you take to prevent something bad from happening, the more likely it is to happen

 

[Doclector]

I had a set of irrefutable laws, but a girl I met during the zombie apocalypse taught me to disregard them and live in the moment...also I founded Facebook...not really sure how those two things relate to each other...

If you make a decent movie reference: no quotes. Dare to say you enjoy black ops: prepare for the firestorm of hatred...

 

[bdcjacko]

Really bad things come in 3's.

The dog will always bark the second you're almost asleep.

You know what is worse than a dog barking? A baby crying in the apartment next to you and the partents are just letting it cry.

 

[Anjel]

Rule 34... no exceptions.

But Rule 34 gets balanced out by Rule 63... kinda...<.<

Elaborate. The way I see it rule 34 and rule 63 go hand in hand, usually at with the most distressing consequences.

 

[blankedboy]

The toast will always land butter side down when dropped

Speaking of which...

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Every woman wants to be a mother, even those who don't.

 

[FarleShadow]

The toast will always land butter side down when dropped

Speaking of which...

You forgot the 'Problem, Newton?'

Troll Science!

 

[rex922]

If you expect something good to happen, it won't.

 

[veratixx]

the second you explain somebody how to start a pc/connect the wires, people will think you're a computer/technology god and will ask you to help them with every little problem they have regarding technology.

 

[Pyrosomniac]

the second you explain somebody how to start a pc/connect the wires, people will think you're a computer/technology god and will ask you to help them with every little problem they have regarding technology.

Story of my life.

You will NEVER do as good as you think you did.

You'll be in a restaurant for well over an hour, but 5 minutes after you leave will be when you need the toilet more than anything else in the world!

 

[MisterM2402]

I think this thread can be summed up in two words: "Shit happens."

OT: In relation to gaming: when you're playing a stealth game/section of a game, someone will ALWAYS be waiting to walk around the corner JUST as you leave your safe spot. You can wait 10 minutes to make sure no guards are near but it doesn't matter. A pertinent example of this is in TF2, playing the Spy, hiding invisibly with Cloak and Dagger, waiting to backstab - "Nobody's walked by here in a while, may as well uncloak... *Pyro runs out and burns you in 2 seconds*".