Irresponsible Mother Cought Drinking Over 100 Beers With Her Children. Destroyed Property.

[SacremPyrobolum]

In the type of negligence punishable by baboon rape in ancient Roman times

I don't recall seeing that in any of the history books back in my school days. What's your source on this?

I fear I am not scholar on Baboon rape, so it might be completely false.

 

[VladG]

Oh god the puns...

How the fuck does a bear open a bottle of beer? After drinking 99 other bottles of beer as well.

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Gets the question of the day award

On a slightly similar note... what kind of stomach capacity do bears have? 100 beers is 25-50 litres ... A human can barely fit a few in his stomach.

Either that or they made several trips to the guy's cabin.

 

[Flizzick]

Wait, who keeps a stash of 100 beers in their cabin? Well, I guess it's PAWSible they were about to have one hell of a party.

 

[Andy Shandy]

Oh god the puns...

Either that or they made several trips to the guy's cabin.

I wonder while on their hypothetical bathroom breaks, if any of them did a Pooh
[sub]yes I know that was terrible and I should shut up[/sub]
Although then again it would answer that age old question, does a bear shit in the woods?

Also surely they were that drunk, they must have lost their bearings

 

[Fayathon]

Spoiler: Gotta wonder if anyone around the area was stocked up to play some TF2.

I mean they lost a few bears if they were stocked properly.

 

[SacremPyrobolum]

In the type of negligence punishable by baboon rape in ancient Roman times

I don't recall seeing that in any of the history books back in my school days. What's your source on this?

I fear I am not scholar on Baboon rape, so it might be completely false.

No actually, such things did occur...

You've been watching Rome is see.

Here is a test, how do you respond when someone insults the 13th?

 

[Erttheking]

You might want to out that they're bears in the title. Some people don't seem to get the joke.

 

[DustyDrB]

I wouldn't have expected this kind of behaviour from a Norwegian. Goddamnit, Norway, you're making us other Nords look bad. I mean, we're not all irresponsible drunks.
Some of us are smart somewhat responsible drunks.

While I can certainly bear someone not reading the linked article (it's pawsible I've been guilty of that on more than a few occasions), you might want to give this one a prowl. Trust me, you don't want to be fuzzy on the details. Take it from a grizzled forum member: Even if you don't want to go too hard on this topic, definitely don't go too soft on it. Getting a decent idea of what it's about is just right.

 

[Myndnix]

I bet those cubs are telling their friends "My mom's the coolest mom ever".

 

[VeryOddGamer]

While I can certainly bear someone not reading the linked article (it's pawsible I've been guilty of that on more than a few occasions), you might want to give this one a prowl. Trust me, you don't want to be fuzzy on the details. Take it from a grizzled forum member: Even if you don't want to go too hard on this topic, definitely don't go too soft on it. Getting a decent idea of what it's about is just right.

I did read it. Those Norwegian bears are incredibly impolite.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

I heard about this a little while ago.

I guess you could say...


I kill me, sometimes. XD

 

[Jaythulhu]

In the type of negligence punishable by baboon rape in ancient Roman times

I don't recall seeing that in any of the history books back in my school days. What's your source on this?

I fear I am not scholar on Baboon rape, so it might be completely false.

Ah well, I guess we'll just have to leave it to more educated & obsessive minds than ours to discover the truth of this claim