Is Burger King a Canadian company now?

[Atmos Duality]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tax_inversion

Fuck them. The rich getting richer by any means necessary.

http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/ehvwjx/inversion-of-the-money-snatchers

Multinational corporations drive economics to the global scale, which means global competition.
Which yes, includes tax incentives.

Location has always been critical for business. It's just at the largest scale possible now.

 

[ssgtnelson]

Dear Canada,

Burger King sucks, you can have it and hopefully make it edible.

Signed,
America

P.S. If you could take Jack in the Box off our hands as well we'd appreciate it.

HEY! I like both of those places!!!

 

[duwenbasden]

Dear Canada,

We're in agreement, then. We have a mutual enemy.

Signed,
America

P.S. Can we please just move over to Canada already? We'll leave Arizona and Mississippi and all that stuff behind!

Dear Americans across the nation,

Look, we're willing to start the invasion forces up, but our military is pretty... infinitesimal. You're gonna have to meet us halfway.

But I want my elk cavalry. I don't care about the practicality, or feasibility. Our soldiers will charge in on the backs of combat-ready antlered charging machines! Lay waste to the cities!

...Er, you know, only the bad cities. Cause we're Canadians. We're all nice 'n stuff.

Sincerely,
Canada

We still have our ultimate weapon... The Fury of Winterpeg! Watch as -20C stays in California for 6 months! Them Californians will soon join our cause!