well first, best of luck on your date, second, i don't own a pet but i think that's pretty damn weird to think sexually of your pets. a dogs junk looks a little like a man's junk, your dog might not tell the difference between clothes and nudity (but i'm sure she thinks the idea of clothes is silly and unnecessary) but i'm sure she'll have a hard time distinguishing the dick of man between a fellow dog's genitalia.
but i'm sure you have no such intention, despite what your profile picture may suggest 0_o
but i'm sure you have no such intention, despite what your profile picture may suggest 0_o