Is that a mothership in the sky?

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LeonLethality

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Darkrain11 said:
LeonHellsvite said:
1) join them
2) mate with their women
3) become the inside man for the human race
4) lead them against the humans
5) kill them with our human virus
This guy is a thinking man.
gotta be ready for anything ^^ -hides his anti alien smashing hammer-
 

Neonbob

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Inverse Skies said:
Neonbob said:
Well, I can fit half of that bill!
...the silent part X-D
So if they attack, and I make it to Australia, we'd be just about set!
I like it how you'd come to Australia, no need for me to go to America!
Well, they would probably be less likely to focus on Australia.
So it would make more sense to go to a place with much fewer people.
^_^
 

Inverse Skies

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Neonbob said:
Well, they would probably be less likely to focus on Australia.
So it would make more sense to go to a place with much fewer people.
^_^
Oh I see how it is! Calling us insignficant! How dare you hahaha!
 

Neonbob

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Inverse Skies said:
Neonbob said:
Well, they would probably be less likely to focus on Australia.
So it would make more sense to go to a place with much fewer people.
^_^
Oh I see how it is! Calling us insignficant! How dare you hahaha!
errrr...
*commences babbling about what was meant*
X-D
 

Player 2

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I'd run around with my shotgun, firing wildly into the air. Then I'd give up and go back to watching T.V.
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The_ModeRazor said:
Well, we can still nuke'em.
Like nuke'em a lot. Till they are dead.
No, I don't think you've got it, no, we can't nuke them. We just can't do it. They would have to be a race of massively incompetent beings for it to work, it's just utterly inconceivable. While that may play into my saying they are alien to us, I personally don't think such an incompetent race could survive natural disasters, let alone the perils of space travel.

I mean, to demonstrate what I mean, they could literally just move their ship/s out of the way of the nuke. It's that simple. It would be like a giant person holding their hand on a small kids forehead while he tries to punch the giant.
Also, this, for the "we could just nuke 'em" crowd. Firing nukes at an alien spacecraft would be like firing tank shells at a Harrier; you're not going to hit it and something bad is going to happen if you try.
 

ninjajoeman

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use our own germs on them hell maybe an archa bacteria might be hostile to them? (didn't spell it right but...)

archa bacteria are basically not hostile bacteria that are so badass that they can live in lava and shit like that and you can't kill them so basically they could wipe out an entire civilization.

If they felt like it, lazy bums....
 

Neonbob

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Inverse Skies said:
Neonbob said:
errrr...
*commences babbling about what was meant*
X-D
Yeah you think you can make up what you said! But it's out there now!
*sobs*
I didn't meeaaan iiit!
I love Australia! In fact, I love it so much that I'll forgo the usual horrible American imitation of your accents! Doesn't that prove I love ya?
X-D
 

Inverse Skies

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Neonbob said:
*sobs*
I didn't meeaaan iiit!
I love Australia! In fact, I love it so much that I'll forgo the usual horrible American imitation of your accents! Doesn't that prove I love ya?
X-D
It would if you didn't reveal you regularly pay us out with horrible accents! That's just mean! It's not like we do it to, say, New Zealanders all of the time...
 

r0qu3

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the most obvious thing....

i'll try to keep myself alive and ditch my fellow humans...thats natural :)
 

Naheal

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Strike a bargain with them and open the idea to genetic diversity. There's quite a bit that they could learn from us, and not even know it.
 

Neonbob

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Inverse Skies said:
Neonbob said:
*sobs*
I didn't meeaaan iiit!
I love Australia! In fact, I love it so much that I'll forgo the usual horrible American imitation of your accents! Doesn't that prove I love ya?
X-D
It would if you didn't reveal you regularly pay us out with horrible accents! That's just mean! It's not like we do it to, say, New Zealanders all of the time...
Wait, I don't!
It's the stereotypical response to prove that you love something!
...what was that about New Zealand?
 

Inverse Skies

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Neonbob said:
Wait, I don't!
It's the stereotypical response to prove that you love something!
...what was that about New Zealand?
It's their accents, they're simply too funny not to poke fun at! It's a great Australian tradition!
 

Therumancer

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Kollega said:
There were countless zombie survival threads,yet i don't remember alien invasion survival thread yet.

So,it's alien invasion. They arrive with clearly hostile intent and set out to control largest population centers. They want to conquer,not destroy,but won't hesitate to shoot people for stopping them or scaring others. They don't have too much of a wish to negotiate and settle things peacefully (unless we prove we can stand for ourselves). On the other hand,they're not too trigger-happy,and don't want to glass our planet or blow up NYC "for the lulz" either.

Technologicaly,they are on Halo/Mass Effect level - they have FTL,various energy weapons,antigravity,energy shields,and other fancy toys. But they are a bit smaller and weaker than humans,so beating them in close combat is slightly easier than at range.

So,what do you do? Try to contact them and persuade them into minimizing casualties? Wage guerrilla warfare and go commando on them? Dig in someplace safe and just live? Or simply surrender and become their servant?

EDIT: Attention people! It's a thread about what would YOU do in case of alien invasion,not about what HUMANITY in general would. For all those who said "nuke 'em",consider that most aliens are on the ground or in the atmosphere (we don't want to destroy our own ecosystem,do we?),and mothership probably has missile defenses.

To answer this question simply: "You don't want to know".

To answer this in more detail:

I'd seemingly sell out humanity if they would have me.

See, the bottom line is that these guys have better technology. I disagree about the idea of nukes ruining our ecosystem (depends on the kind of nuke, and a lot of other factors), and they might be effective, but on the other hand these guys have FTL and tech we have no equivilent to.

If we were to successfully defeat them, overtly or covertly, chances are we'd wind up losing their tech, except for wreckage we could reverse engineer. What's more conquest by an outside force will succeed at unifying humanity, and at least give us a common goal of freedom if the servitude is unpleasant, any eventual freedom will come as a species as opposed to as seperate cultures/nations/whatever. Alien invasion being a miracle (like a global disaster/meltdown/apocolypse)in of the way it could pull everyone together.

At any rate it occurs to me that from inside it's a better chance to actually learn their stuff, and master it, and of course to rebel with their own weapons.

Of course a lot of this depends on the details, since you mentioned "servitude" being an option which has a differant ring than say "slavery".

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To be frank also, I'd also mention that I'd also be willing to neogiate an "uplift" agreement so to speak (for those familiar with the series). That is say to agree to agree to vassalage in exchange for technology and sponsorship. This species probably not being the only similarly advanced species out there ahead of us.

The basic idea is that in exchange for their stuff, we kick back a portion of anything we get from that point further in our own intergalactic sponsors.

This might surprise people, but I've read some examples of how such a thing could work and actually benefit everyone involved to an extent. Besides which, consider that in the end the very existance of such outside influance is "saving" humanity, by providing unity that we had (presumably) been unable th achieve ourselves before thing point, and also getting us off our homeworld to expand our population before our resources are depleted and/or our sun melts down.
 

Shoggoth2588

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I personally would become a servant. I would like to think that I am charismatic enough however, to eventually be made an ambassador of sorts or translator. The big picture would be, another civilization has made contact with ours and in some way or another, our worlds will be integrated. Better to do things peaceably so as to get that seat on the Galactic Council sooner as opposed to later.