Is that even a compliment...?

[Mockingjay]

No. Compliments? Where I come from? Pfffft

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

i've been told i'm pretty in an 'interesting' way. :[

i also get told i look like i'm a 'japanime' character.
my father's girlfriend calls me 'pokemon' because she's just that dumb. /:

i also had a drug-head tell me i have nice side boobage...

Hmm...I definitely see you as a mudkip, or at least a lapras or something. Am I right?

*cries*

No, sorry. That was a compliment...that's where the irony lies.

Some people mistake my sense of humor for cruelty. I don't really do well around...ya'know...people.

well then thank you. :]

 

[Kinguendo]

Ah, its okay... I actually think of myself as a bit of a loser, that makes me cool right? XD

Also, welcome to my thread about compliments... I see you have your 1st compliment already, and to think we were talking about this just 10 minutes ago... Weird.

hey, that does make you cool.
weird indeed. ^^
& do i get to feel privileged to be welcomed by the OP himself?

Well, you are actually the only person that I have welcomed to the thread so yeah... I guess you do. But generally I am a talkative OP, I try to get involved in my own threads as mch as my internet connection and hands allow me to.

 

[Neonbob]

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You drinking again maxi-poo, may i ask what your drinking?

Nothing strong enough.

Years ago when I went through a phase of only wearing black: "If I didn't know you, I'd think you were scary." Err, thanks?

"You're pretty in an different sort of way." That means you don't really think I'm pretty, doesn't it? Damn, I knew it.

One of my coworkers once asked a woman when she was due... apparently she wasn't pregnant. That was awkward to witness.

People say the same thing to me!
...The former, not the latter.
************, I am scary.
I am the most terrifying person you will ever fucking meet.

I dunno...my uncle is about 7" and drinks religiously. He also has a vast combat knife collection.
Pretty sure you can't top that.

Now now Maxi, we don't want to be making religions on the internet, now would we?

Wait, I think I understand your unique logic now!
It goes as follows:

• 1. Gather large following on internet forum.
  2. Form a religion on said forum ironically named after one of history's greatest deceivers.
  3. ???
  4. Profit!!!

I don't see the irony.

Also I'm not gathering them, they flock to me.
It's really not my fault.

Also the next person who calls me Maxi will have no fingers.

And anyway, I don't expect anyone else to follow the Tao of Max.
But if you want to, it involves beating up rapists, hugging kittens, and flirting with no intention to bring it past the "innocent flirting" stage.

Also constantly lying to people and being horrible as a general rule.

You know why people...okay, we flock around you, Maxi.
*puts fingers in steel gauntlets*
You're fun.
Also, you knew that was going to happen.

 

[twistedshadows]

Years ago when I went through a phase of only wearing black: "If I didn't know you, I'd think you were scary." Err, thanks?

"You're pretty in an different sort of way." That means you don't really think I'm pretty, doesn't it? Damn, I knew it.

One of my coworkers once asked a woman when she was due... apparently she wasn't pregnant. That was awkward to witness.

People say the same thing to me!
...The former, not the latter.
************, I am scary.
I am the most terrifying person you will ever fucking meet.

Oh come now, I'm sure that you've been told that you're pretty in a different sort of way, too.

 

[Lazzi]

...What is a compliment?
I do not understand the question.

I think hes going for the fact the "pretty" is more often used to describe feminen things, while "handsome" usally describes things in a masculien sense.

I can see where the confusion is coming from, but its doesnt confuse me.

 

[CompanionCube]

"Your the coolest nerd I know"

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Well, you are actually the only person that I have welcomed to the thread so yeah... I guess you do. But generally I am a talkative OP, I try to get involved in my own threads as mch as my internet connection and hands allow me to.

as it ought to be done. :]

 

[Haydyn]

Haydyn: Out of all the people I threatened with a knife, you were my favorite.

 

[Neonbob]

I dunno...my uncle is about 7" and drinks religiously. He also has a vast combat knife collection.
Pretty sure you can't top that.

As always, I am right and you are wrong.
And it's not so much about size as it is attitude.

Furthermore, I doubt your uncle is seven inches tall.

...FUCK!
I am tired. That's what I'm blaming the typo on.
When he's sober? He's fine. But when he's not? He wants to play quite hazardous games with the knives while he's inebriated and not well coordinated.
That means it's time to leave the room.

You know why people...okay, we flock around you, Maxi.
*puts fingers in steel gauntlets*
You're fun.
Also, you knew that was going to happen.

I did.
*superheats the gauntlets*

Have fun with your 6th degree burns!

Huh. That's new to me. Now I need more skin grafts. This'll be interesting. The docs said they'd have to think twice about treating me again after the last incident with a welding torch and a guinea pig.

 

[twistedshadows]

Oh come now, I'm sure that you've been told that you're pretty in a different sort of way, too.

Well, she tried, but I strangled her using my mind before she could finish the sentence.
I abhor being lied to.

Everyone lies, especially to themselves.
And yet you haven't strangled yourself using your mind because.......?

 

[Captain Spiral]

"You're cuter than I thought you'd be!"

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

A guy that works in the Asian restaurant down the road gave me this one, "I like your voice, it's a really handsome voice."

 

[Cuniculus]

Two I have that were quite double edged.

"I'd date someone like you, because I don't care about looks."

"I'd LOVE to date Tim. He never goes anywhere, so I'd never have to worry about him cheating on me."

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

Maori, Wigger and Islander Kids at my school say

"Far, What a *Insert any adjective here* ****" To me or any one they see doing something.

Which is a compliment.... I think...