is their a game that you want Yahtzee to review but you know he won't

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E.T. for the Atari 2600 not even he can stand that much fail...
 

Riggsby101

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i always wanted him to review warhawk
though now that i think about it, it is a multiplayer game
 

Josh123914

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it's a tie between kingdom hearts(because he hates both final fantasy AND disney),metroid(because of the blatant sexism involved and most likely how he'll compare samus to master chief which incedentally a thread about that is happening right now) and pokémon because he could probably skewer that franchise until christmas if he had the chance
 

Marter

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I want him to do Pokemon SoulSilver. I know he won't, but I can hope. ^_^
 

Crispee

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Marter said:
I want him to do Pokemon SoulSilver. I know he won't, but I can hope. ^_^
I agree, or any Pokemon game at all for that matter. I doubt he'd like it because it's Grind-tastic, but it'd be all the funnier to watch.
 

Judgement101

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I wouldn't mind Metro 2033 but other than that, he is spot on with the games I want to see torn apart.
 

Dr.Nick

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I'd like him to review a multiplayer only game. His whole argument for not reviewing multiplayer is logically flawed.
 

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Zarthek said:
Starcraft 2... he said back in what.. Halo Wars? that he didn't really get sold on RTS games, may just completely pass over it.
He'll probably try not to and he'll get tons of emails from people telling him too, even though they know he hates RTS games, and he'll trash it, and those same people will send him tons of emails saying he likes dick and is a moron...
 

Pebkio

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Oh... um... I'd like him to review:

Legend of Zelda 2
Joust
Fallout 3 again
The Adventures of Lazer Cat
The Swing-Set of Mana
Fallout 3 once more, just for good measure...
Tetris
Your Mom
 

Shaegor

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I'm kind of curious what he would think about the Ratchet & Clank and Resistance games.
 

Skorpyo

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Command & Conquer Renegade.

It is my dream to see him rip the total SHIT outta that game.
 

Crimson King

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I was really hoping for a review of the Silent Hill series (mainly 1-4) like what he did with the Prince of Persia games, but I got part of my wish, in a way, when he did his review of SH2.
I don't suppose he's going to do a review of the series like I had in mind, but I guess I could splice different parts of mid-review Silent Hill references together and fool myself.
 

Elephant Walker19

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Yakuza 3 I don't know about australia but here in the U.S. it didn't make a big impact and its been 3 months now so I doubt he even knows it exist.
 

Kanlic

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Well I would love to see what he thought about Yakuza 3, but he will never get that since it was only released in Japan and the U.S.
So other than that, Final Fantasy Dissidia would be a fun review, because
A)I love that game
B) He hates Final Fantasy and Fighting games in general, so to see those two clash could really make him fume

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mraustindude19 said:
Yakuza 3 I don't know about australia but here in the U.S. it didn't make a big impact and its been 3 months now so I doubt he even knows it exist.
Yea I wish I read your post before posting, but if you must know, Sega has announced that they are going to release Yakuza 4 in the U.S. since sales did well enough for the third installment
 

NewYork_Comedian

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Yea i think he will review Starcraft 2 or limbo saying "What the fuck else was there to review?"

Or he will take another fun and wacky adventure down memorylane.
 

Kanlic

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Dr.Nick said:
I'd like him to review a multiplayer only game. His whole argument for not reviewing multiplayer is logically flawed.
sorry for the double-post but I would have to disagree with you hombre. I myself am a single player focused gamer for a reason. The chaotic mess that is online gaming usually makes the players resort to effective, but ultimately boring tactics (two piecing, camping, etc.) I find these things to a huge pain to deal with. There are a few exceptions, such as an RTS or a fighting game, but most games that have a large and varied user base are almost solely found in the FPS genre, which is a huge letdown because its my least favorite other than sports games.

Besides, servers run too slowly in Australia, its difficult for him to play online, so he says fuck it, I ain't wasting my time
 

Twilight_guy

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Kingdom Hearts. I'm fairly sure the review would consist of a 7 minute scream though.