But if you hurt somebody- or yourself- you wake up in the morning! It's perfect!ReservoirAngel said:I don't like fighting. And if you've seen me drunk, you wouldn't want me anywhere near ANYTHING dangerous that could be a weapon. I've injured somebody with soap before, and you wanna give me a sword?King Toasty said:But bro, you'd be an EXTREMELY DRUNK VIKING! FIGHTING LIONS!ReservoirAngel said:That's pretty cool. However are you not aware that Aslan is a giant, talking LION? That is all different shades of awesome.King Toasty said:Wrong. The Vikings had the best heaven: Drink and feast all day, kill each other at night. Come back to life and repeat.ReservoirAngel said:If we're really going into tangent and flamebait territory, I'd be more willing to worship Aslan than I would any of the deities of the Abrahamic religions.Duskflamer said:OK, this is a tangent and total flamebait, but I honestly find the Quran (forget where the ' goes) to be more valid than the torah (old testament for you christians) or bible. The torah was supposedly found on some mountain in the middle east, the bible is the supposed word of someone who was centuries dead when it got around to being written, wheras the Quran is the words of someone who was alive at the time of writing. Not that I believe in Islam or anything but out of those three, I personally find the Quran to have more validity than the other books.GenericPCUser said:He did send down another book, some 1600 years ago. He gave it to some Arabs out in the desert and they decided to make this new religion called Islam out of it. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty underground right now.Duskflamer said:Just to make sure, you are aware that the Bible endorses various things that we in the modern age think are terrible (like Slavery). Maybe it's time God sent down another book, maybe with some updated and clarified language to make sure we get the message this time. You know, if he actually cares that much about people following his word to the letter.Druza said:Stuff like this has happened all the time in history: Slavery, smoking, carbohydrates, ect. We (or the majority) thought it was good, but it turned out not to be. Wouldn't it be great if there was someone who knew everything and wouldn't make stupid mistakes like that...
Oh hey, God.
God gave us this handy book that tells us what is right and wrong.
The Bible.
Plus I don't like killing or being killed, even if I was resurrected afterwards, so Valhalla doesn't sound too good to me. Narnia however? Fuck, someone find me that wardrobe!
Wow this is off-topic. haha
Before the admins find this off-topic: This is an ironic parody of religious viewpoints on gay relationships.
Plus Lions are too awesome to kill, hence my love of Aslan and all he stands for.
And lions are cool and all, but what about VIKING LIONS!? YEAH. YOU HEARD ME. Drunk, ax-wielding extremely bearded viking lions.