In the words of Louis CK
Sorry I?m being so negative. I?m a bummer, I don?t know I shouldn?t be I?m a very lucky guy. I got a lot going from me. I?m a healthy, I?m relatively young. I?m white; which thank God for that sh** boy. That is a huge leg up, are you kidding me? I love being white I really do. Seriously, if you?re not white you?re missing out because this sh** is thoroughly good. Let me be clear by the way, I?m not saying that white people are better. I?m saying that being white is clearly better, who could even argue? If it was an option I would reup ever year. Oh yeah I?ll take white again absolutely, I?ve been enjoying that, I?ll stick with white thank you. Here?s how great it is to be white, I could get in a time machine and go to any time and it would be fuckin? awesome when I get there. That is exclusively a white privilege. Black people can?t fuck with time machines. A black guy in a time machine is like hey anything before 1980 no thank you, I don?t want to go. But I can go to any time. The year 2, I don?t even know what was happening then but I know when I get there, welcome we have a table right here for you sir. ? thank you, it?s lovely here in the year 2. I can go to any time in the past, I don?t want to go to the future and find out what happens to white people because we?re going to pay hard for this shit, you gotta know that ? we?re not just gonna fall from number 1 to 2. They?re going to hold us down and fuck us in the ass forever and we totally deserve it but for now wheeeee. If you?re white and you don?t admit that it?s great, you?re an asshole. It is great and I?m a man. How many advantages can one person have? I?m a white man, you can?t even hurt my feelings. What can you really call a white man that really digs deep? Hey cracker ? oh ruined my day. Boy shouldn?t have called me a cracker, bringing me back to owning land and people what a drag.