Is there anything it impossible not to look cool while doing?

[CapnGod]

In the vein of the other thread, is there anything that is conversely impossible to look stupid while doing? I'm not sure that I can think of anything off the top of my head. Maybe dodging a bullet? That's gotta look pretty sweet. All the time.

Punching a shark? Could you manage to look like a dumbass while punching a shark? I'm not sure. Sword fighting? Can you look retarded doing that?

Ok, one thing I did see, and I'm not sure one could always pull this off, has a little story:

My friends and I had been out drinking, went to Steak and Shake after for some food and time to sober up. Some kids picked a fight with us on the way out, and one broke a bottle over my friend's face. His head didn't move much, he looked back, and raised his hands, ready for a fight. That looked sweet as hell.

So, got anything it is impossible to look stupid whilst doing?

 

[Death916]

having sex?

 

[Glerken]

Making repeat threads.
This isn't directed at you OP, I'm serious.



What, I think you look cool making repeat threads, your a rebel than.

 

[Shul Cooper]

Wearing a Big Daddy suit?

 

[SimuLord]

If you're dressed like Bootsy Collins or Jamiroquai, you're gonna look cool no matter what you're doing.

 

[Cortheya]

Bathing in a bath of money with Megan Fox while Jessica Alba and Tila Tequila dance for you
(my personal dream)

 

[CapnGod]

Making repeat threads.
This isn't directed at you OP, I'm serious.



What, I think you look cool making repeat threads, your a rebel than.

For a second, I was wondering what the hell.

 

[Death916]

having sex?

I disagree. Very strongly. You look pretty ridiculous, as a matter of fact.

Executing someone.
It's impossible unless you trip or fuck it up.

or if its the wrong person

 

[Glerken]

Making repeat threads.
This isn't directed at you OP, I'm serious.



What, I think you look cool making repeat threads, your a rebel than.

For a second, I was wondering what the hell.

Heh ya, When I reread it I saw it sounded like I was blaming you of a repeat thread, I corrected the error.
Another thing: Robbing a bank successfully.

 

[The Keeper]

Sword fighting? Can you look retarded doing that?

I am living proof that it is, in fact, possible. Maybe if the fighters in question actually know what they are doing.

 

[BLOONINJA 503]

having sex?

practice makes perfect. :]

Let me think...

sneezing.

EDIT: Im stupid, the title confused me. Um... maybe saving someone's life?

 

[Antidamacus]

Taking off sunglasses

 

[BLOONINJA 503]

taking off sunglasses and sneezing simultaniously.

 

[Hexadecimal16]

Eating anything alive.

Just look at Bear Grylls. He does it all the time and he pretty much sets the standard for badass.

 

[Sweep117]

Hmmm... I can imagine someone looking "uncool" doing pretty much everything mentioned so far. Somehow, people just find a way.

 

[tijuanatim]

having sex?

You've never actually had sex have you? I'm not trying to be a dick, but the faces people make are pretty entertaining.

Uhhhhh.......Smoking?

 

[Sweep117]

taking off sunglasses and sneezing simultaniously.

Ninja'd

I stand corrected. That cannot look stupid. That's a constant.

 

[CapnGod]

Sword fighting? Can you look retarded doing that?

I am living proof that it is, in fact, possible. Maybe if the fighters in question actually know what they are doing.

Yeah, I took 6 weeks of fencing at summer camp in my youth. But, you know what, for as ridiculous as we looked, we looked pretty sweet at the same time. So, maybe you managed to look cool by virtue of the fact that you were SWORD FIGHTING.