Is this the worst song of all time?
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If anyone thinks that is even approaching "worst song of all time", you're spoiled beyond belief. I've traipsed through the work of Design the Skyline, Money Boy, Skull & Bones, and many, many others, and I can tell you, there's music out there that would make you bleed from your face. Any song using both Lil Jon and Redfoo is probably the best song I've heard for the first time in the last week or so, because I've been busy searching for material for my music assassination lists. Literally I Can't wouldn't even make it onto my consideration list, it's too competent and inoffensive.
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I've listened to this ing thing about thirty times, and it just gets worse and worse every time.
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I've listened to this ing thing about thirty times, and it just gets worse and worse every time.
I dunno, "Stupid Hoe" is actually pretty fun if you imagine that it's being sung by the world's most irritated gardener.Vault101 said:
You want to see true horror?
(And anything else made by d4nny)
[HEADING=1]Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair![/HEADING]
(And anything else made by d4nny)
[HEADING=1]Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair![/HEADING]
Okay, someone help me out here.
I just listened to a song that sounds virtually indistinguishable from "dance" tracks in the 1990s. I may find it boring and insufferable, but I'm not sure what particularly would elevate it to "what did I just listen to" or "worst song ever?"
I just listened to a song that sounds virtually indistinguishable from "dance" tracks in the 1990s. I may find it boring and insufferable, but I'm not sure what particularly would elevate it to "what did I just listen to" or "worst song ever?"
Oh, thanks, I was trying to remember the name of that group.Elfgore said:
I actually like Annaconda....for what it isV4Viewtiful said:
its HONEST or at least as honest as Nicki can get these days, she's not trying to be a poppy singer, she's being Nicki...in your face rapping ass shaking Nicki
and the actual song aside her verses are good
SCREW YOU MR VAIN IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!!Zachary Amaranth said:
Literally, i can't. Literally, i can't. Literally, i can't. Literally, i can't. Literally, i can't. Literally, i can't. Literally, i can't. Literally, i can't. Literally, i can't. Literally, i can't. Literally, i can't. Literally, i can't. Literally, i can't. Literally, i can't. Literally, i can't. Literally, i can't. Literally, i can't. Literally, i can't. Literally, i can't. Literally, i can't. Literally, i can't. Literally, i can't. Literally, i can't. Literally, i can't.
Oh god, it's not just terrible music with the usual generic partying themes, they even decided to incorporate one of my worst pet peeves into it. Look, i know language changes over time, i know words gather extra meanings and their old meanings may fall out of common usage, but this trend to literally use the word literally as it's own freaking antonym can fuck right off, along with everyone who indulges this madness!
It's like sand paper to my ears.
Oh god, it's not just terrible music with the usual generic partying themes, they even decided to incorporate one of my worst pet peeves into it. Look, i know language changes over time, i know words gather extra meanings and their old meanings may fall out of common usage, but this trend to literally use the word literally as it's own freaking antonym can fuck right off, along with everyone who indulges this madness!
It's like sand paper to my ears.
I think in hindsight I was largely traumatised by the way the song alternates between the emphasis on 'Literally' (which riles me up because of how it's so frequently misused) and Lil John screaming profanity.Zachary Amaranth said:
Thankfully everyone else has rushed to my aid with examples of some songs which are more objectively terrible. Now I just can't stand it.
I uh, don-don't think I understand what this song is about.
I saw Play-N-Skillthz and thought the OP was just hating on rap, because they're pretty respected producers...but wth mannnnnn. That was awful. Literally I Can't listen to that song again, for fear of contracting some kind of disease.
I saw Play-N-Skillthz and thought the OP was just hating on rap, because they're pretty respected producers...but wth mannnnnn. That was awful. Literally I Can't listen to that song again, for fear of contracting some kind of disease.
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The song was taking the piss out of people who talk like that you know.Shamanic Rhythm said:
No, it isn't. Everyone on the internet needs to unbunch their panties over it. It's a generic song with nothing particularly special about it
Except that it cracks me up every time because Lil John's "WHAT" actually makes sense in context for the first time ever
Except that it cracks me up every time because Lil John's "WHAT" actually makes sense in context for the first time ever
Ah, i was aware that it is taking the piss, but i didn't suspect that the misuse was intentional. Although in hind sight i suppose it does seem obvious.Spambot 3000 said:
No, but I already dread the idea D:DizzyChuggernaut said:
I have to admire D4nny's conviction to being...d4nny XD
Ladies and Gentleman. This was once a very popular man, mainly by the horrible voice he has.
He even became rich. But wasted all the money in making unprofitable restaurants and fast cars.
Also he decided he needed lessons to sing worse.... For thats what was making him popular.
After his 15 minutes of fame disappeared no one else wanted to hear his horrible songs, for the time to laugh at the Jester had ended.
But deep down we all remember.... the horrible and yet hilarious songs of the man that reached to be an extremely rich person, in shows of him singing..
Also i would like to notice that his name translated was Ze Goat.
He even became rich. But wasted all the money in making unprofitable restaurants and fast cars.
Also he decided he needed lessons to sing worse.... For thats what was making him popular.
After his 15 minutes of fame disappeared no one else wanted to hear his horrible songs, for the time to laugh at the Jester had ended.
But deep down we all remember.... the horrible and yet hilarious songs of the man that reached to be an extremely rich person, in shows of him singing..
Also i would like to notice that his name translated was Ze Goat.
Yeah it's shit, but it's competent shit. It has good production and follows the usual banal style and form that most songs of this type follow. I would subconsciously tap my foot to it if I heard it at a club, think to myself "what the fuck am I doing?" and then continue to reluctantly tap my foot.
The lyrics however are extremely frustrating to listen to. I don't like them one bit.
It'll be catchy to a lot of people though. For me however I'd rather listen to Stevie Wonder or Steely Dan. I'll happily dance, tap my foot, nod my head and jam along on the keyboards to all of their stuff.
Yes, that was bad enough to analyse.
The lyrics however are extremely frustrating to listen to. I don't like them one bit.
It'll be catchy to a lot of people though. For me however I'd rather listen to Stevie Wonder or Steely Dan. I'll happily dance, tap my foot, nod my head and jam along on the keyboards to all of their stuff.
Holy shit, how do you use heavy autotune and still sing out of tune????. The lazy bastard just turned on autotune, turned it up and left the scale on C major, with the backing playing in what could possibly be the least complementary key for that scale possible... C# minor. You cannot make a clash that terrible by accident.lacktheknack said:
Yes, that was bad enough to analyse.
<link=http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/312/563/05d.jpg>Oh you! You didn't have to tell little ol' me that little tidbit... You have LIL JON in your video! How can it NOT be satirical?Play-N-Skillz - Literally I Can said:
Anyway, I tried not to laugh throughout this video, but the song itself and Lil Jon were making it more difficult than I thought it would be... Regardless, I would not have give this video a actual look-see if it wasn't for Lil Jon... (and Redfoo, I guess...)