Issues with flatmates

[SomethingUnrelated]

Falcon Punch her out of the window of your flat. Or move out.

Also, why are you censoring? I'm pretty sure your mother doesn't relax in the evenings by visiting the Escapist.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

purge her in the holy fire of the god emperor of mankind. Or throw her out of a window, or youcould be boring and talk to her. Personally, i like the fire option.

There is of course always option four. You give me £10,000 and the problem goes away. Just think about it

 

[Bat Vader]

Perhaps you could do the same things she does to you? If she does try to talk to you ignore her right back. If she plays her music loud play your music even louder.

 

[LeonLethality]

i live with my parents so the closet to flatmates i have are my annoying younger siblings

yeah I have those problems too banana man I find that ignoring them makes them go away...

OT: move out its the only thing you can do without causing a quarrel

 

[ninja steve]

i live with my parents so the closet to flatmates i have are my annoying younger siblings

yeah I have those problems too banana man I find that ignoring them makes them go away...

OT: move out its the only thing you can do without causing a quarrel

F**K me dead i wish i had your siblings there is no peace in this house i stay up late because everyone is asleep YAY FOR PEACE

 

[Ancientgamer]

Start your metallica band back up, in the apartment?

It'd be ironic retribution if nothing else.

 

[LeonLethality]

i live with my parents so the closet to flatmates i have are my annoying younger siblings

yeah I have those problems too banana man I find that ignoring them makes them go away...

OT: move out its the only thing you can do without causing a quarrel

F**K me dead i wish i had your siblings there is no peace in this house i stay up late because everyone is asleep YAY FOR PEACE

you do not want my siblings I just have a door to my room and loud music but trust me they probably claw at my door hissing...

 

[Deleted]

I thought flatmate = roomate in british slang? If she's being an asshole set her straight.

 

[thepj]

I have a very very pissy flatmate who doesn't talk to me, and basically ignores me. She has her own everything- like her own washing up liquid- pots and pans, knives forks, toilet paper- everything.

She plays very loud (Im mean wall shaking) Dance and house music almost all day- and is otherwise generally hostile.

I'm wondering is anyone can give me advice regarding as*hole flatmates?

-and now she's playing metallica?! Obviously she's just trying to piss me off now by playing what every her loudest music is... pity for her I spent alot of my teens in a Metallica cover band...

I seriously hate this girl. Shes a ****ing *****.

Plz escapist people help me.

is it your name on the lease? then just kick her out

if it's hers then have a talk with her and try to explain that while you respect that it's her flat you would like if she turned down the music a bit, meanwhile be lookin for a new place to live. that way if she doesn't make any sacrifices you can just leave and dump the burrden of looking after the whole place on her

 

[Gigaguy64]

Falcon Punch.

The solution to all life's major problems.

Yes, yes it is.
Its even the solution to anime endings.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw.

OT: Flaymate is a roommate, Right/
If so then just move out.
Or sit down with her and talk.

 

[SmartIdiot]

This one is easy. You know that shaving gel you get that turns into a foam when you rub it? Put a load of that under the sheets on her mattress. In the morning she'll look like a giant marshmallow!

 

[Adam]

Kick the ***** out.

 

[Captain Simpson IV]

I used to have a flatmate similar to this, I ended up dating her for a year and we're still good friends now.

I say she's bein hostile coz shes not got any real friends knocking about so shes on an instant defensive.

Instead of asking her to turn shit down, ask her if shes feeling ok...

Might work.

 

[Ocelot GT]

I have a very very pissy flatmate who doesn't talk to me, and basically ignores me. She has her own everything- like her own washing up liquid- pots and pans, knives forks, toilet paper- everything.

She plays very loud (Im mean wall shaking) Dance and house music almost all day- and is otherwise generally hostile.

I'm wondering is anyone can give me advice regarding as*hole flatmates?

-and now she's playing metallica?! Obviously she's just trying to piss me off now by playing what every her loudest music is... pity for her I spent alot of my teens in a Metallica cover band...

I seriously hate this girl. Shes a ****ing *****.

Plz escapist people help me.

Are you in the U.S or Australia?

Since if you're in the U.S get her toilet paper, since she has her own, and rub poison oak over it :3

But being serious now, people like her tend not to change or change very little over a very long period. There's nothing you can do to change her behavior. May as well try and annoy her to get her to bugger off, or consider moving out yourself.

 

[ace_of_something]

I can't believe how violent so many escapists are.
I'm all for making love and not war so go ahread and try to make out with her a little. Then she will be putty in your hands.

What? It worked for me... for about a week... one time..

 

[DC_Josh]

1st- Talk to her, tell her or tell another flatmate to tell her if she wont listen, to please be a bit more considerate. Tell her you wouldn't mind the music if it was a bit quieter. As for having her own stuff-thats a non-issue, some people are like that.

2nd- If she still plays little miss ***** with you, tell your landlords or whomever is in charge of the property.

3rd- If these don't work, look to move out, or suggest she do that.

4th- If none of these work, Falcon Punch.

 

[Kajt]

Falcon Punch.

I prefer round-house kicks myself.

OT: Talk to her.

 

[DazZ.]

How the hell did you end up living with someone that doesn't talk to you?